The Brondeau Show Podcast

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Inane, Silly, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIES!!! Both Adam and Bryan were born under the sign of Aries and are celebrating another year around the sun this month, but what else do their birthdays say about them based on the stars… Ariel attempts to interpret all of The Brondeau Show birth charts in this disaster of an episode. As a fun bonus, we also have a story about a fart from an amazing listener who was brave enough to share with us. Thanks again for that “Big D”!!  Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Inane, Silly, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  Another week of questionable tarot card readings, with a lot of cards featuring wands for some reason. Is the symbolism obvious, or is Ariel just awful at tarot readings? Also- make sure you follow Chubby Dog Coffee Co. on Facebook and Instagram, which is Adam’s latest venture and one of the reasons the recording schedule has been so weird lately. Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Inane, Silly, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  This week it’s Adam versus Bryan versus Ariel in the first round of The Brondeau Show culture wars! Each player has the chance to test each other’s cultural knowledge on their favorite subjects.. the losers have to tell embarrassing stories, so actually you’re the real winner here . Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Inane, Silly, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  Your regularly scheduled dick jokes will be back after these messages from our sponsors… just kidding! There aren’t any sponsors…Adam, Bryan and Ariel lost access to the premium Zoom that lets you talk for an unlimited amount of time so this week you get some fake commercial breaks while they restart the Zoom. All part of that amateur #podcasting life. Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  Adam and Bryan have some extra penis opinions this week. They always have a lot of thoughts on them, but this week’s are bonerific. Also, this trio of degens signed up to read fairytales presumably to be recorded for children. This is not a joke, that’s a real thing they’re going to do despite all better judgment.   Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  It’s Brondeau, Bitch! Oops they did it again and started talking out of their asses before knowing much about what they were commenting on…Adam, Bryan and Ariel started talking about this last week before watching that Framing Britney doc, but now they’ve all actually seen it they have FEELINGS to share.   Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  Was there really ever a nipple controversy? What does America have against nipples? Who is The Weeknd? Why can’t Ariel function like a normal human being and drive a car or use an ice scraper? What’s going on with Britney Spears? We may not have the answers, but we sure as hell want to talk about the questions for forever. More on the Britney thing next week maybe, if we all manage to watch the documentary…and don’t forget HAPPY YEAR OF THE OX you fucking degens and enjoy that lo mein. Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  Adam and Bryan are QUITE intrigued by the latest in COVID-19 testing technology. They both want you, the listener, to know exactly how much they want to get tested now. In other news, Ariel is still a cat thief and is still being judged and shamed for it this week. Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  This week Adam and Bryan turn to the tarot cards to answer their deepest, most important life questions. The mystical powers of the universe are channeled through Ariel as she attempts to provide enlightenment and spiritual guidance to the poor wretched souls she calls her co-hosts. Spoiler: the cards have nothing particularly uplifting to say…Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  This week Adam and Bryan engage in some cyber bullying of Ariel and her trip to the magic store. She has promised them tarot card readings once she learns how to do them, so stay tuned for that at some point. Adam and Bryan are also starting some journaling, for personal growth and mental health reasons…Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  This week Adam, Bryan and Ariel talk quite a bit about exchanging sexual favors for money and/ or influence from industry hiring managers. IMPORTANT TO NOTE: selling sex for money is illegal in most states. No one on The Brondeau Show is a prostitute. With that being said, everyone has their price…Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  New year, same shit show. No one has any resolutions or plans for self improvement. Ariel has gone full blown psycho and lured the neighbor’s cat into her home this week in an act of desperate loneliness. Adam, Bryan and Ariel talk about “murdering” spouses, stealing pets, and a children’s book that apparently exists called “The Anti-Racist Baby”.  Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  Cheetos, specifically the spicy ones, while delicious-pose some threats that Adam, Bryan and Ariel get into on this episode of your favorite podcast for disgusting overshares.  Supposedly the Baby Yoda show had its finale? Adam and Bryan share thoughts on that…and one can’t forget about a very important subject that hasn’t been touched on much on The Brondeau Show. Considering how many small dick jokes are made regularly, it’s surprising that this is one of very few times that micro penises are discussed. Cheers, Degens!

Comedy, Immature, Dirty Jokes, Raunchy, Irreverent, Humor, Laughs, Friends, TV, Movies  Ariel has been babysitting – and while tiny humans are fucking adorable, it is sometimes quite literally a shit job. Adam, Bryan and Ariel all have thoughts on cliff hangers and their place in the modern TV watching experience…to be continued (unless it gets cancelled, then you can literally die wondering). Adam and Bryan find out about Ariel’s “Santa spreadsheet” and they have thoughts… mostly that Ariel is the worst. In any case, it’s 2020 so fuck gift shopping and let’s all be grinches anyways. Cheers, Degens!

Juuuussssst kidding you demented fucks. We wouldn’t do that to you; lists just aren’t our scene. Plus, how could we possibly pick just ten things?! We have entered the final chapter of this, the year of our lord 2020, and we’ve had enough of it.  In other news, Adam has a scandalous tale brought to us from the pickleball courts, fit for the likes of the highest quality reality tv shows. Cheers, Degens!