Astrolojew The Jewish Astrology Podcast

Saturn and Jupiter's Retrogrades, Mercury entering Gemini, Mars entering Pisces and Venus Retrograde make this week one of energetic whiplash and dramatic turnarounds. Severe warnings not to trust the stability or long term viability of any relationship begun during this period, and to resist the temptation to try to resurrect old relationships. On the other hand, it's also serial promiscuity season - altered for Corona Crisis, and moved to virtual platforms where at least one's body will not be endangered - though the same can't be said of one's heart. All this and more, including the nearly surreal fact that we've spent the entirety of the Book of Vayikra "sheltering in place", and why the laws of Shmittah and the Yovel / Jubilee Years described in this week's Parsha might save the post-Pandemic world, on this week's edition of Astrolojew, the Jewish Astrology podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

Welcome to the month of Iyar 5780, This is the month of "Anee HaShem Rofecha" - "I am the LORD Your Healer". Let it be so, amen! Meanwhile, the celestial configurations indicate that the money people are threatening violence in some way or threatening to provoke violence to get their revenue streams back online. The foundations of stability are crumbling all around us and the misinformation is flying like bullets all around the barricades, behind which are partisans waving their flags of rightness about – hey, they don’t call it “Partisan Politics” for nothing, do they? AND the upcoming deadliest overeating transits of the year comes during stress-eating lockdown. All this and horoscopes for Chodesh Iyar for all 12 signs, and how the sum total of our individual choices link our collective fates.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

It's the Chol haMoed Pesach / Sefirot haOmer edition of the Astrolojew podcast! Journey with "Astrolojew" Lorelai Kude through the stars and through the Etz Chaim, the Tree of Life we're building within our own souls during the Sefirot haOmer period, kicking off with the week of Chesed (lovinkindness). Plus insights into the deaths of Aaron the High Priest's sons who brought "strange fire" to the altar during the inauguration of the Mishkan/Tabernacle we're reading about in the Parsha, how the Sefirot of Netzach and Hod are related to Moshe & Aaron, and how the Tikkunei haZohar got it all wrong by associating Netzach and Hod with Venus and Mercury respectively. All this and more on this week's Astrolojew podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

It's a gigantic week in celestial portents this week: First, Mars and Saturn in Aquarius meet on Tuesday March 31.  Medieval astrologers understood the conjunction of Mars and Saturn in Aquarius as being the signature celestial pattern reflecting the presence of plague. Then Saturday April 4 is the first of the three Jupiter-Pluto conjunctions of 2020, possibly signalling a massive governmental power-play in the name of humanitarianism, which may have a more sinister manifestation later this year. Plus: horoscopes for Chodesh Nissan, a Nissan different from all others which have gone before it! It’s the first time since the original Chodesh Nissan during which the Israelites experienced the Ten Plagues from the safety of their dwellings that we’ve huddled indoors, either alone or with our families, praying that the Angel of Death will pass over us. All this and more on Astrolojew the Jewish Astrology podcast for March 29 - April 4, 2020. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

Week Two of The Corona Virus Edition of the Astrolojew Jewish Astrology podcast! From deep within the heart of social isolation in locked down Berkeley California, we reflect on Saturn in Aquarius, and try to put a positive spin on the upcoming double whammy this week: a conjunction of Mars and Pluto in Capricorn followed by the Aries Sun conjunct Chiron, The "Wounded Healer" in Aries. Is healing on the way, and will it come in time to avoid ugliness when the public turns from passive victims to actively angry agitators? Plus, hear what the Haftarah for Parshat Vayikra has to say about the real motivation behind the sacrificial system of worship. All this and more on this week's Astrolojew podcast. Support my work at https://anchor.fm/lorelai-kude for as little as .99 per month!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

It's the Corona Virus Edition of the Astrolojew Podcast! Is it The End of The World As We Know It, or a foretaste of things to come, as has been foretold by our prophets? What does the historical association of Saturn and Mars in Aquarius have to do with world-wide contagion, antisemitism and the Jews? Is the Parah Adumah really a recipe for soap?  All this and more on this week's edition of Astrolojew the Jewish Astrology Podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

It's an action-packed week with a First-Quarter Moon in fickle Gemini, Mercury SO retrograde it's back in the final degrees of Aquarius threatening our communication structures as well as the trustworthiness of information - or mis-information we're receiving from formerly trusted sources - and Moshe Rabbaynu's birthday and yartzeit (7 Adar) on Super Tuesday: will we wake up to a different world on Wednesday morning? Will election results be contested because of system failures? Plus: Shabbos Zachor and why G*d was mad at Amalek when that anger should have been turned towards Israel for not taking care of their own stragglers, slow ones, outliers and left-behinds. All this and more on this week's edition of the Astrolojew Astrology Podcast - please sponsor me for as little as .99 cents per month at anchor.fm/lorelai-kude and visit my web site at www.astrolojew.com   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

Rosh Chodesh Adar 5780 is this week! Here is an overview of the celestial happenings as well as the Horoscopes for all 12 Zodiac Signs for Adar 5780, the month of masks, miracles, and Mercury Retrograde! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

Insights on the Capricorn Cluster-Bomb of 2020 and the existential angst of all the Cardinal Signs during this year, as well as highlights for the upcoming week: Mars enters Capricorn, Mercury Retrograde in Pisces, and we understand that sometimes things are not what they look like as we get a preview of the upcoming season of masks and miracles. Also: is it a "coincidence" that Shabbos Shekalim is on the same day as the Nevada Caucuses - Nevada is "the Silver State", Shekalim is the holy half-shekel made of pure silver, and the Sun sextiles Uranus. Will it be a shocking surprise to discover "It's the economy, stupid!" AGAIN? All this and more on this week's edition of Astrolojew the Jewish Astrology Horoscope for 2.16.20 - 2.22.20. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

Better late than never! Tu b'Shevat, the New Year for Trees, the Full Moon in Leo opposite the Sun in Aquarius, the dynamic tension between individuality and communal identity, and the healing potentialities of Venus conjunct Chiron in Aries, especially in the case of emotional overwhelm, something the Children of Israel knew a lot about as they stood at Mt. Sinai hearing the dreadfully frightening voice of G*d which was so intense they begged Moses to hear it for them and just tell them what G*d said because it was JUST TOO MUCH! This and more (but not as much as I had hoped for) in this slightly late-to-market edition of Astrolojew the Jewish Astrology Podcast for the week of 2/9-2/15/20.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

The upcoming week features Mercury, planet of communication, entering watery Pisces and Venus, planet of love, entering bold, brave and assertive Aries. We're working our way to the Full Moon of Chosesh Shevat, which is Tu b'Shevat! Also a quick glimpse at the Sun-Mars conjunctions of the quarterbacks for Superbowl Sunday, and some insights into the possible dark side of the "Age of Aquarius", along with a few watery insights into the character of Moses.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

All About Shevat and Horoscopes for all 12 Zodiac Signs in this broadcast. Rosh Chodesh Shevat is Monday January 27, 2020. Chodesh Shevat 5780 (January 27 - February 24) is Aquarius, the sign of the Jewish People, according to Abraham Ibn Ezra and others. Aquarius is called in Hebrew D’li, the water bucket. The B’nai Yissachar says: just as the bucket is the servant of the water, Israel is the servant of the Torah. What this means for us now is that we are to serve the Torah as a waiter serves customers in a restaurant, filling and refilling their water glasses throughout the meal. Learn more about what it means to serve water the Aquarian way in this podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

This week: Secrets are rooted out, truths are revealed, and some folks are going to get mad about it! The Sun enters idealistic Aquarius, a Moon-Mars conjunction in Sagittarius triggers righteous indignation (or self-righteous, depending!), and a Sun-Uranus square challenge, pitting idealistic progressiveness against the play-it-safe status-quo. Welcome to the week of January 19 - 25, 2020!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

It's time for the Saturn/Pluto conjunction in Capricorn: Destruction of systems, structures and constrictions which previously seemed useful but are now exposed as impeding progress and prosperity. Separation of the essential / useful from that which no longer serves. This conjunction is the end of the Saturn-Pluto cycle which began in 1982/83, signaling the end of an era and the beginning of a new one, marked by collective and personal grief and loss over the destruction of the status-quo and the breakdown and failure of social and economic systems consolidating power and wealth in the hands of the few at the expense of the many.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support

Transiting Mars in Sagittarius is astrological shorthand for "Holy War". With the upcoming Saturn-Pluto Conjunction and Uranus stationing Direct you can be sure the week of January 5-11, 2020 will feature the full spectrum of possible permutations of these turbulent energies: best case scenario would be universal righteous indignation and outrage over blatant injustice and a mass movement towards righting the wrongs of this world. Or, worst case scenario: wholesale violence and chaos, G*d forbid. This and more, including a summary of Parshat Vayechi, on the latest edition of Astrolojew the Jewish Astrology podcast.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lorelai-kude/support