The Parent Memoirs
Summary: We are 2 Mommies who have no idea what they are doing. Listen as we talk about our kids while we pray we are not messing them up to bad. We DO NOT give out advice. In fact we are probably looking for advice. So join us while we try to figure out parenting together.
This week Jessica's daughter does a belly flop into hot water, Lara's son T.J. looses his mind and everything else, and we offer no advice as usual!
In this episode we do a review of the HBO documentary about the Olympic Abuse case of supreme douche Larry Nassar
This week we tackle TJ's first real bullying experience and talk about Jessicas girls experience with some serious little tricks
We go current events this week and chat about the College Admission Cheating scandal and Lara manages to shoehorn bitching about a bitch on the new Project Runway.
Lara hates Ryan Toy Review parents and every other jacka$$ parent who shoves a camera in their kids face hoping they will be the next "Ryan". While we are at it, screw Caillou too.
How did Lara and Jess survive Christmas 2019? Maybe large amounts of alcohol was involved? Check out how they did in their first new episode of 2019!
Join Lara, Jess, & The Tess as we talk about one of the biggest questions we all have as parents. Will anything ever be ours again? Like our phone charges, our coffee, our sunglasses, or, most importantly, our chapstick?
Welcome The Tess as a regular host of The Parent Memoirs! Before listening you should watch the two Ali Wong comedy specials on Netflix so we don't spoil anything. We review the special and talk about what our expectations were of being a parent before we even got pregnant.
Listen to the second part of Lara and Jess talk to Tess about everything from sexist toddlers to rules about gas to the TJ Target incident. Check it out!
Lara & Jess are joined by their friend Tess. PLEASE forgive the not so great audio quality. Special thanks to DVS NME for the original music!
Lara and Jess discuss returning to work after taking a 'Mommy Pause"'
How do you deal with your kids hitting? Let us know at email@example.com Thanks to #DVSNME for the original music
Lara and Jess explore travelling with little ones and how they survive.
Lara and Jess talk about their experiences with postpartum depression and a little bit of sleep
Join Lara and Jessica while they share the stories of how their little bundles of joy came into the world and how badly it screw up their little whisker biscuits.