Summary: Tess is a queer self help astrologer who engages astrology in a mindful and not "overly" complicated way. They engage in viewer questions, astrological concepts, and weekly horoscopes. Each episode, Tess gives their hot take™️ on the latest topics penetrating spiritualism, astrology, and everyday life. Support this podcast:

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 SEX DEMONS + New Moon Horoscope [ANNOUNCEMENT] | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 1775

A conversation about sex demons and your new moon horoscope  --- Support this podcast:

 Tough times | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 1472

Tess gives an overview of what astrologers are calling the "worst week of the year." With intense Pluto forming an opposition to Mercury and Mars we are feeling the brute of this compulsive energy. Tess gives some tips on how to work constructively around this time as well as a look into July  --- Support this podcast:

 Losing Friends + Full Moon in Libra | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 2149

A listener wrote in for advice on how to deal with losing friends and ultimately, feeling "lost" in life and needing guidance on how to rediscover her purpose.  Aries Season begins Wednesday with a Full Moon in Libra in critical 0 degrees. Join Tess as they give you a brief overview for the first week of the Spring Equinox  --- Support this podcast:

 Femmes Talking Sh*t: Astrology, Career, and Social Media | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 5214

Today's episode I'm welcomed by my best friend and roommate where we wind down, let loose, and talk about astrological topics, some funny stories, and true wisdom  --- Support this podcast:

 Mars: Entitlement and Ownership + February Forecast | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 2567

Today's episode we talk about brooding and explosive Mars. We all have Mars in our charts and for some of us, it can be stronger or weaker. How exactly do we handle a prominent presence mars? How exactly do we handle a malfunctioning Mars? Listen to find out some tips.  This episode also features forecast for the month of February. We have Mars moving to Taurus and a flaming Mars conjunct Uranus.  --- Support this podcast:

 Let's Get Eclipse-y | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 1843

Wow, we are already in the threshold of Eclipse Season! Our first Eclipse of the year is happening today (January 5th): Solar Eclipse in 15-degree Capricorn. Not sure what Eclipses are? You've come to the right place.  song: "Eclipse" by Kim Lip (LOONA) --- Support this podcast:

 Cancer Full Moon + Horoscopes | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 2320

Our last full moon of the year is occurring in the retrospective sign of Cancer. Our emotional natures will become tenderized but vulnerability is not weakness. This is a chance to be open and  committed to developing a plan to better secure your wellbeing. That requires the process of letting go while also working towards building a better future for you and your loved ones.  --- Support this podcast:

 Transness in Astrology + Full Moon in Gemini | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 1988

In honor of Trans Day of Remembrance we are going to be addressing the importance of inclusivity of trans individuals in the world of Astrology and how, we, as lovers of Astrology need to be shifting paradigms to be more open to marginalized identities. Oh, and yeah, we are talking about the Full Moon in Gemini happening on Thanksgiving day --- Support this podcast:

 Weekly Forecast: Transits, Voting, and Q&A | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 2700

this episode we explore the many transformative transits happening this week: new moon in scorpio, jupiter in sagittarius, uranus in aries and north node in cancer. we will also be detouring around the important Election Day and answering some of your questions! --- Support this podcast:

 Scorpio + Full Moon in Taurus Horoscopes | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 1828

little brief intro on scorpio + scorpio energy and everything to know about the full moon in taurus + your HOROSCOPES! --- Support this podcast:

 Week in Recap: Venus Rx, New Moon, Politics + Q&A | File Type: audio/x-m4a | Duration: 2600

This past week has been an absolute rollercoaster. Feelings are being amplified, some of us may even be out of luck so let's empower ourselves and think of the potential options that are in store for us and the necessary actions we need to carry on this point forward --- Support this podcast:

 Understanding Cancer: Our Origin Story and Self Care | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1174

We are currently in Cancer season so lets flesh out all cancer associated themes and discuss proper self care methods we can adapt during this time --- Support this podcast:

 Understanding Gemini | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1132

This episode is dedicated to everything Gemini! Gemini season is right around the corner so this episode is all about investigating gemini and its traits as well as lessons we should be preparing for ourselves this coming gemini season. --- Support this podcast:


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