The Adam & Symon Show

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The Adam & Symon Show is a safe space, so this week Symon comes clean about his addiction. (02:40) Adam's thinking about changing jobs and on the back of his first idea, we personally can't see what could go wrong. (11:40) After weeks of detailed research (some conducted interstate), it's official: Google has been listening. (19:45) The Lady Mavs' debut season is wrapping up and they still might not know who we are, but they continue to play with the full support of the show in. (25:45) And if you've made it this far, we're sorry we saved this week's sting until so late in the show. But Adam's news story more than makes up for it. (33:20) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and do it in the weirdest way possible. Let the competition begin.

It's Episode 22 and you know what that means... we're (self-anointed) adults now so it's time for some changers round 'ere. After days of anticipation (that's putting it kindly) Symon reveals which beautiful melody he hummed at the end of last week's show. Someone out there is making way more Won than us and quite frankly it's time we did something about it. Then Symon gives a full rundown of Avengers Endgame WITHOUT A SINGLE SPOILER! We mean it. Not even one. But still lots of great detail. To wrap things up it's micro-influencing time and Show's extraordinarily generous managers have been out there grinding for him once again. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends, then unsubscribe and subscribe again and tell us what we can make our YouTube channel about! We really need the Won.

It's personal hygiene time with Symon but NO JUDGEMENT 'cos we've all been here before (02:10). Then Show resumes his campaign for a nickname that isn't 'Show' to mixed results (09:25). The news is back and shockingly Symon didn't forget to intervene at the start with a sting (18:45). Then we finish the show with Not The Weekly Update and a night cap - and by 'night cap' we mean pronouncing our new favourite German peach-flavoured lolly for five minutes (26:20). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and grab a bag of Pfirsiche next time you're at the servo. You won't regret it.

Someone at Symon's work work straight up went and spoiled the ending of Avengers Endgame... but don't worry, your secret is safe with him (02:00). Symon is getting paranoid that the internet is listening, so we decided it's high time we tried to pull a swifty back on the world wide web (10:30). And the news this week comes with a two-person sting (!!!) and will result in you having a new least favourite animal (19:20). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and try tricking your phone into showing you only A&S Show advertisements.

It's time to polish up on your Social Etiquette and fellas - we're looking at you. (02:10) Adam is comin' in hot with what is easily the best news story ever on this podcast or any website in history (09:30). And not sure if you hear but Adam went to Europe and he's saved his best story for last. Anyone who works in customer service should fast forward through this segment as it will be a tough listen for you (15:45). Then there's a four second Whack-A-Mole update and a special letter from a listener (23:50). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and slide in our DMs with a news story that is better than Adam's (ha good luck).

Adam's string of international feuds conducted over email continues following his sojourn in Europe, with a fresh rivalry with Giulia from Bologna brewing. (04:30) Everyone at work has been ignoring Symon and he doesn't know why (turns out it's been his fault) (17:10) and there's a dinosaur on the move in the NT (not a croc (although crocs are the best dinosaurs)) in another extraordinary news story. (25:25) And you guessed it... Not The Weekly Update is back! (34:45) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and chip in to Adam's GoFundMe page that we've set up to cover the cost of his vandalism in Bologna (URL: www.gofundme.com/AdamIsGuiltyHeNeeds1500EurosPlsHelp)

WOOOO! Europe! Song of Europe! WOOOO! An outrageously jetlagged Adam is back from his #EuroTrip #Europe2019 #Wanderlust and he's here to regale us with some funny and some not so funny stories about his time away. Basically he's come home with a skin condition, a hairy slug on his face and no tales to tell about how good business class is. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and make a booking at your nearest Flight Centre cos Europe is calling!

Don't be late to Life Education 'cos report time is coming up and Prof. Densten doesn't have time for your excuses (03:35). Symon tries to blame Adam and Show for something that they're not even remotely responsible for (16:35). Then it's time for a Not The Weekly Update - starring the Cola Challenge and Show reviewing 'Cars' - that will go straight into the Not The Weekly Update Hall of Fame when it is created in 30 years' time. (26:20) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and drink heaps of different colas in case you are ever embroiled in a Cola Challenge of your own.

If you're listening to this, it's probably too late. But hopefully it's not! Ultimately, you won't find out until next Wayne. This week we begin in the pitch dark before there's some strange noises outside and you'll have to take our word for it - it was pretty terrifying. Adam kicks things off by telling us about his relationship with the herp (03:00) and Symon needs some guidance with an ettiquette-related issue (09:10). The News returns (with the first butchered intro) (15:50) and Not The Weekly Update begins with a reply (!!!) from the worst Whack-A-Mole sellers on Planet Earth (30:50). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and leave a review to reminisce about the good times because (as previously stated) this show is basically over now.

Symon went to an Apple store this week (twice) in an exceptional example of how to get your mitts on a brand new iPhone (02:35). Then, we go to a palm tree in the desert to hear why Burger King is in the news (16:05)... and it turns out Symon has a bizarre allergy that barely makes sense and nobody knew about? (23:20) Adam premieres a new segment called 'Mildly Inconvenient... with Adam' (27:30) before we wrap things up with Not The Weekly Update (32:55). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and let us know if you're #TeamAdam or #TeamLetMeParkWhereverIWantItDoesntAffectYou!

We begin this week with the real etiquette for cheersing (spoiler alert: you've probably been doing it wrong) and then Symon's workmate has experienced every mother's nightmare. Then the news is pretty gross but we wouldn't be doing our job as a reputable news source if we didn't share it. Not The Weekly Update is back with a Lady Mavs update and some delicious micro-influencing. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and start cooking some more pastries/desserts for us to praise/eat.

This week, in first period you've got Life Education with Prof. Densten - so we hope you've done your homework (02:40). We've got further evidence that Keanu Reeves is the best bloke in the world in the news (16:50) and Not The Weekly Update returns (30:05). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and let us know what topics you want Prof. Densten to cover in next week's class! Or leave him a message of support for how good he is at picking topics on his own.

Just days after another riveting election, we've got an #ElectionHack that you'll want to remember for 2022 (02:35). Adam's still getting Uber Pools (with mixed results) (11:55) and we're back with loosely farm-related news (23:40) and Not The Weekly Update! (33:20) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and start planning where you're going to vote in the 2022 election.

Double digits! 10 episodes! This week Adam went for a risky ride through town (02:25) and it's long overdue (this cannot be disputed) but Show (finally) gets a segment for the first time (12:35)! We drop truth bombs re: the world's number one card game. Then, there's news (as per usual) (22:50) and 'Not The Weekly Update'! (34:00) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and send in some new nicknames for Show cos he's getting really desparate.