Smallitics

Today we have a special surprise guest! This is the straight poop, right from the horse's ass.  FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word. Today's show was recorded live on location at an ultra-elite, ultra-secret republican fund-raiser & pancake prayer breakfast in Texas, then smuggled out of the compound by a Guatemalan busboy. Finally. The truth from the top. Many people risked their lives to bring you this material, so please share this with everyone you know. ALSO: Friends of the firm: Clever, must-have items for all true patriots: http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse Birds of a feather: The Obtuse Angle Republicans Suck Smallitics got a nice review on VoxMonitor: http://www.voxmonitor.com ----------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Spiderhole #6 - Smell the funk: Evil clowns and dead skunks.  FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word. Little Jack Horner: The Universe (For the indictment of DeLay and the SEC investigation of Frist) Bad Luck Go Away: Karl Rove Click HERE to read the indictment against Tom DeLay. ----------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Spiderhole #5 - Rotten Apples and Chicken Supreme  FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word. Little Jack Horner: John Ellis Bush Bad Luck Go Away: John Roberts ----------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Spiderhole #4 - IMPEACH BUSH! Plus: Noam's the word & we're gonna Frist ya.  NEW MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word. Little Jack Horner: Noam Chomsky for "Hegemony and Survival " Bad Luck Go Away: Bill Frist ALSO: Friends of the firm: http://www.overyourface.net/ http://www.waronjunk.com ----------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Spiderhole #3 - The Great Red Menace & The 9 Commandments  Little Jack Horner: New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont Bad Luck Go Away: Pat Robertson ----------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Spiderhole #2 - Southern Hemisphere  Little Jack Horner: The American People Bad Luck Go Away: Lance Armstrong ----------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Spiderhole #1 - Eastern Europe  Little Jack Horner: National Guardsman Leonard Clark Bad Luck Go Away: The Bush Administration ----------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

The Plame Game: Bush's Brain on dope.  Little Jack Horner: Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Karl "The Architect" Rove ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Off we go, into the wild blue yonder! PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS! "War Is A Racket" by Major General Smedley Darlington Butler.  Little Jack Horner: The Men and Women of America's Armed Forces Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Transportation Safety Administration BONUS: One of the great heroes of the Marine Corps is Major General Smedley Darlington Butler who, when he was a young officer during the early part of the last century, was one of only 19 men in history to win TWO medals of honor. General Butler, who retired in 1931 and died in 1940, wrote a remarkable book he published in the early 1930s called "War Is A Racket." It's short for a book and a little dated but ultimately timeless and very much worth reading. Semper Fi. CLICK HERE TO READ "WAR IS A RACKET." ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Oil and Sake  Little Jack Horner: Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The United States House of Representatives ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Wait a minute. Switch that. Reverse it.  Little Jack Horner: Jim Gilchrist and the Minuteman Project Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Shot, stuffed, mounted & raised from the dead  Little Jack Horner: Richard Jacobson, of Corning, New York Bad Luck Go Away Sign: President George W. Bush and Matthew J Hogan ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Hammer time! It's the Tom Delay double header!  Little Jack Horner: House Majority Leader Tom "The Hammer" Delay Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Republicans in the House of Representatives ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Are we not men? We are Devo!  Little Jack Horner: Israeli David Broza and Palestinian Wisam Murad Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Texas, Georgia, North & South Carolina Click here for PROOF we're descended from the apes. ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows 

Pulling the plug on Bobby Fischer  Little Jack Horner: Iceland Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Tom DeLay, Bill Frist and George W. Bush ------------------------------------------- © 2005, Cliff Shadows