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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Summary: Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!

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 Ep 163 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 4 – Justly | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:35:11

Support the Patreon and get every episode a week early, plus access to an entire second podcast, contests, and more! http://patreon.com/372pages Look, yes, it’s longer than a normal episode. But to answer your question we’re less picky about the typos than we have been for the last three episodes!! There is in the middle of … Continue reading "Ep 163 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 4 – Justly"

 Ep 162 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 3 – Miel | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:03:56

Don’t be a Monchi, support the podcast with a Patreon subscription! https://patreon.com/372pages Read along with us! Ebook available here. (affiliate link) Hey, hey! Under three hours, a truly compact episode. But the creatures mentioned continue to get stranger and more macabre: Demons, Gryphons, Nryphons, the Balls (Fire and Sylvia), Clam Woman, Man Mom and Almost … Continue reading "Ep 162 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 3 – Miel"

 Ep 161 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 2 – De Nada | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3:03:29

Support the podcast on Patreon! It’s what Sylvia Ball would do. Look, we can explain – there’s just so much to cover! Every single sentence, every exchange, every plot advancement brings whole new galaxies of madness. Included in the mighty length of this episode are some Dumb Sentences (along with a new theme!) and see … Continue reading "Ep 161 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 2 – De Nada"

 Ep #160 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:54:16

Support the podcast on Patreon to gain our eternal trust and respect! http://patreon.com/372pages Thus, an epic episode. The, longest, maybe, ever? (just making sure your reading the book…….) True and utter madness, like nothing we’ve ever read before on 372 Pages. Seriously. It is not hyperbole; this is deranged, and you must read along, if … Continue reading "Ep #160 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche"

 Ep 159 – New Year, New Book! (Book 28: Kaileb’s Dream) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 19:11

Join the 372 Patreon where all the crazy stuff happens! Get every episode a week early, plus our sub-podcast where we try to solve insane Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, and much more! http://patreon.com/372pages Spoiler: frosting is discussed at some length. As are dreams, and if there’s anything more exciting than hearing about someone else’s dream, I’D … Continue reading "Ep 159 – New Year, New Book! (Book 28: Kaileb’s Dream)"

 Ep 158- A Christmas Killer Affair – Ep 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:30:26

Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. We absolutely would not do it if you weren’t there for us. Join the fun next year! http://patreon.com/372pages We end the year with absolutely blockbuster news. Seriously, a twist so shocking that no cozy writer could ever conceive of it. We won’t spoil it, … Continue reading "Ep 158- A Christmas Killer Affair – Ep 2"

 Ep 157- A Killer Christmas Affair – Ep 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:04:56

Support the podcast on Patreon! By the time this posts, we’ll already have posted the next episode on there! http://patreon.com/372pages Time to check in with Murphy, Carmen, Ophelia, Uncle Kidd, Marisol, Granddaddy, Aunt Lucy, Aunt Lindy, Darbie Grimes, Darbie Grimes’ mother, three dead husbands killed in an unknown accident, Simon, Lawrence Galloway, Miquel, Douglas, Judge … Continue reading "Ep 157- A Killer Christmas Affair – Ep 1"

 Ep 156 – Christmas 2023 Cozy announcement! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 28:11

Support the podcast on Patreon where they found out what this book is a week ago! patreon.com/372pages In real time, Mike and Conor select their next book – and we guarantee it will be cozy! Select your hugest, fuzziest slippers (preferably cartoon-based), your giant cup of cocoa, we’re talking soup bowl sized with a handle … Continue reading "Ep 156 – Christmas 2023 Cozy announcement!"

 Ep 155 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 4 – Slenderman Gorilla | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:26:08

Support the podcast on Patreon! We have a video tier now so you can see us mispronounce things in real time! http://patreon.com/372pages An absolutely epic end to an epic book. Let’s list them off: giant gorillas, chimpanzees, giant ostriches, gigantic komodo-looking dragons, witch princesses in sheer linen gowns: it’s obvious Larry got a little excited … Continue reading "Ep 155 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 4 – Slenderman Gorilla"

 Ep 154 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 3 – The Blinding Underground Sun | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:22:12

Support the podcast on Patreon, where you’ll get every episode a week early, extra stuff you can’t get anywhere else, contests, and more! http://patreon.com/372pages Incredible – truly incredible – Larry and Denise stuff in this section. The vast majority of this reading could have been submitted as Real or Fanfic and fooled Mike every time. … Continue reading "Ep 154 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 3 – The Blinding Underground Sun"

 Ep 153 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 2 – The Tri-Moepek Cup | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:05:26

Join the fun on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early, participate in our discord, and get lots of other stuff you can’t get anywhere else. patreon.com/372pages Like jumping into a waterfall and landing in a Nile River of madness, The Adventures of the Teen Archaeologists (Book 1) The Land of the Moepeks … Continue reading "Ep 153 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 2 – The Tri-Moepek Cup"

 Ep 152 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:30:09

Join us on Patreon, where every episode comes out a week early and you get to hear all the other bonus stuff we only put on there! And check out “The Naked Clone” a book that Mike & Conor co-authored with Kevin, Bill, and Sean from RiffTrax! Yes, a long episode, but this book more … Continue reading "Ep 152 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 1"

 Ep 151 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists- Intro | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:09

Join the fun on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early and other fun bonus stuff! https://patreon.com/372pages The book is currently unavailable on Amazon, so if you’ve already read your copy, please pay it forward to another listener! To prepare for what we can only assume is an epic reading of Larry and … Continue reading "Ep 151 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists- Intro"

 Ep 150 – The Starlight Barking Ep 3 – Roly Poly Does Paris | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:30:56

Help us pick the next book! We’ll be running a poll on the 372 Patreon: http://patreon.com/372pages The Bark Squad wraps up Dodie Smith’s fever nightmare of a sequel in this final episode covering The Starlight Barking. Sirius the Dogstar visits, promising a lifetime of bliss in outer space. Unfortunately, some whiny mangey strays are all … Continue reading "Ep 150 – The Starlight Barking Ep 3 – Roly Poly Does Paris"

 Ep 149 – The Starlight Barking Ep 2 – Sleeping Devils | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:05:26

Support the podcast on Patreon and get every new episode a week early PLUS access to our entire archive of five years of bonus material: https://patreon.com/372pages We learn a lot of new things in this episode: mostly Mike is terrible at Real or Fanfic! Seriously, all sorts of new rules about physis and metaphysics are … Continue reading "Ep 149 – The Starlight Barking Ep 2 – Sleeping Devils"

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