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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Summary: Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!

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 Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:15:47

Come see us do our first LIVE PODCAST in three years, Friday 7/22 at Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis! Details on our facebook and twitter pages. Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on patreon. Find out when live show tix are on sale, get every episode early, enter contests, and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages … Continue reading "Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5"

 Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:59:53

Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can watch Conor drink gross New Coke variants, hear Mike’s story teased in this ep, and so much more! patreon.com/372pages We’re past the halfway point in Gump & Co., and in this episode, so much Gump, so much Co., so much ass!! Seriously, could there be anymore ass … Continue reading "Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4"

 Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:12:45

Oh, come back lengthy, unending descriptions of New Coke! You are missed. We’ll put down here what might be discussed during this episode and let you decide whether it’s real or not: Colonel Oliver North (a gimme), Hog farming,Methane Explosions, Mike’s Killer Performance in Real or Fanfic, The Bonus Army Riots, Jessica Hahn, John Wayne … Continue reading "Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3"

 Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:16:13

Our first full episode of diving into the Winston Groom book Gump & Co. So much is uncovered here, including Mike’s grandmother’s encounter with Houdini, Conor’s visit with broadcasting legend Larry King, some Dumb Sentences and some Real or FanFic; during which Mike either does or does not repeat recent past triumphs! Patreon supporter goals … Continue reading "Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2"

 Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 26:01

Our beloved Patreon supporters have already been reading this book for a week! Join the fun at http://patreon.com/372pages It’s time to announce our twentieth book, and there’s one question on everyone’s mind: will anyone be forced into a tree? Also, Mike & Conor do another round of Calibrate Your Tastes. It’s time to start another … Continue reading "Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co"

 Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:14:45

Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what the next book is! patreon.com/372pages Weeks ago, when we wandered out of the trees and mountains of the plains of Antigua and hopped on that unicorn’s back, we never could have imagined the places she’d take us. Or the sheer, unbelievable, immense … Continue reading "Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man!"

 Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:22:56

Support the 372 Patreon! Bonus Real or Fanfics, classical minis, other weirder stuff! patreon.com/372pages “Displace one note and there would be diminishment, displace one phrase and the structure would fall.” Salieri on Mozart but it could easily have been spoken by Conor or me about the Ellis’ classic book, Antigua: The Land of Fairies Wizard … Continue reading "Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens!"

 Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:23:30

Support the Podcast on Patreon to get fun stuff like a Meet The Authors with Bill Corbett, Conor’s breakdown of an iconic hip-hop sample, and every episode early! patreon.com/372pages Just a few of the animals mentioned in this episode’s reading: dogs, cats, cows, roosters, chickens, pigs, goats, horses, cattle, foxes, squirrel monkeys who make all … Continue reading "Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective"

 Episode #116 – Antigua Ep 4 – Holograms | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:30:55

Support the podcast on Patreon and see what you’re missing! It’s the only place to hear Mike’s amazing bonus real or fanfic! http://patreon.com/372pages You know how when a friend says, “You have to see this video!” and then thrusts his phone in your face and stands awkwardly watching your expression as you watch a video … Continue reading "Episode #116 – Antigua Ep 4 – Holograms"

 Episode 115 – Antigua Ep 3 – Timothy! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:25:42

Support us on Patreon! It’s the only place to hear the legendary Bonus Real or Fanfic we did in between episodes! patreon.com/372pages A jam-packed episode for which we will not apologize: there are roughly 8300 characters mentioned in this reading alone. And we barely touch on the Great Wizard Agnessa! We’ve got fairies, fairiettes, pixies, … Continue reading "Episode 115 – Antigua Ep 3 – Timothy!"

 Episode 114 – Antigua Ep 2 – Beautiful Horses | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:14:19

Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Please join them so we can have enough supporters to outnumber the centaurs in this book. patreon.com/372pages This book is amazing! It’s an amazing book! Conor, 40 years-old, yelled to Mike, who was made of human parts, “I can’t believe how amazing this book is!” They … Continue reading "Episode 114 – Antigua Ep 2 – Beautiful Horses"

 Episode 113 – Book 19 – Antigua Ep. 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 36:30

Conor challenges Mike with a quiz (he does poorly) and then the new book is announced! EDIT:  Well this should be interesting. The kindle (CANON) version does not have chapter breaks. We will read until Location 737, ending at the sentence “The rulers of the easternmost province were King Arlexjandrio and Queen Gwyndeth.”  This is … Continue reading "Episode 113 – Book 19 – Antigua Ep. 1"

 Episode 112 – Irene Iddsleigh Ep 3 – HAWKES! (The Gardener) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:28:46

Our Patreon listeners are our favorite listeners! Join them at patreon.com/372pages and be the first to learn what book we’re doing next Wow, there’s no way around it, we unabashedly loved the places this book went! (If you don’t agree with us please contact our solicitors, Messrs. Hutchinson and Harper.  If you find no relief … Continue reading "Episode 112 – Irene Iddsleigh Ep 3 – HAWKES! (The Gardener)"

 Episode 111 – Irene Iddesleigh #2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:19:06

Support the podcast on Patreon, and hear all about Mike’s Time Advocate theory! patreon.com/372pages Just when you thought Irene Iddesleigh was just going to be kind of old-timey funny, the type of funny that would cause Samuel Clemens to sort of let out a little laugh through his nose, it goes completely bananas off-the-rails insane!! … Continue reading "Episode 111 – Irene Iddesleigh #2"

 Episode 110 – Irene Iddesleigh #1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:21:33

Join the 372 Pages Patreon and get early access to every new episode! Patreon.com/372pages This book was a surprise, packed with hidden delights. So too this episode including -A brand new department: Appreciate Mark Twain -Several dives to the Dark Web -More than one improv regarding Sir John’s locked rooms -Dumb Sentences -A stunning Real … Continue reading "Episode 110 – Irene Iddesleigh #1"


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