The Luke and Pete Show

It's true, horses are almost physically unable to vomit. Pete brings this incredible piece of trivia to the table on this wintry February Thursday, and after that conversation rapidly turns to what other things horses can and can't do, including a frankly terrifying injury someone suffered while innocently walking through a field.  Elsewhere, there's The Outhere Brothers, people who steal content, Nalgene water bottles and phoning in sick.  Also, Pete would like you to know that he has a very sore foot, and if you have any tips to alleviate his pain, you should let him know: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Good day to you, and welcome back to another instalment of the 182nd most popular comedy podcast in Qatar (yes, really)! It's officially National Sickie Day today, and as a result Pete and Luke talk you through their best tips for phoning in a day off without getting in trouble. We accept no responsibility for what transpires, though... Elsewhere, there's chat about Ted Bundy, dubbing in movies on TV, and more chat about feet, as well as the great Ciaran Judge getting in touch to let us know he's alive and well (at time of recording). To tell us your stories about pulling sickies, or anything else for that matter: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The weekend is rapidly approaching and what better way to get ready for it than to listen to today's Luke and Pete Show, which features plenty of chat about Pete's bathroom, his fascination with vaping, and the great Wes Welker delivering one of the all-time great interviews. In addition to all of this, we just about tie up all the remaining woodlice threads, discuss sweet/savoury mental blocks, and take time to laud the late, great Terry Pratchett. There's loads more besides, and to make a contribution yourself please contact us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. We'd love to hear from you! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello, good afternoon and welcome to another instalment of the soon-to-be-award-winning Luke and Pete Show! Those who are hoping we'd be well out from under the yoke of woodlice-based conversation by now will be bitterly disappointed as the subject continues to run and run, and if that wasn't enough, there are more dating tips courtesy of The Pete. Also, is The Luke and Pete Show the only podcast to be sent some aviation speed tape by a listener this week? We'd wager the answer to that is a firm yes. Listen in to find out more. To get in touch, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and we're @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter and Insta, too! Praise be! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show, and after Monday's festival of news and action we get straight back into the weeds with yet more chat about Prince Philip, before we discuss the worst thing you'd want to happen to your onboard a pleasure cruise. Beyond that, there's a barman's tale of a £10 all you can drink night, yet more #woodlicecontent, and a truly staggering decision from Mr Pete Donaldson to take an alarm clock, yes, an alarm clock, on his very first date as a 14 year old. We would love to hear from you, so get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to your all new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, it's even more zeitgeisty than usual! That means we've got Prince Phillip doing his 'thing', Prince Mick Fleetwood doing *his* thing, and Prince Pete Donaldson doing *his* thing in Istanbul last weekend. Insatiable rascals, the lot of 'em. Elsewhere, there's woodlice and the frankly remarkable names we have for them here in the UK, someone who broke his ankle while listening to us (Attn: lawyers, we are *not* liable), and a tribute to Buzz Aldrin who turned 89 yesterday and has a decent claim to being the best human being on the planet. Happy Birthday, Buzz! Hit us up: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello everyone. Nice to see you. Thanks for popping back in. You've come to the right place for Pete's obsession with crap technology, information on the most popular day of the year to get a divorce (it's in January, unsurprisingly), and individuals' power of recall over their own tattoos. In addition to this, we recite a truly fascinating tale of a young man working as an ice cream salesman for a summer that includes a deserted warehouse and a holdall full of cash. It's unmissable. We need to hear from you, so don't be shy. You can even remain anonymous if you like: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This time around on *your* Luke and Pete Show, Pete's been interviewing Steve Coogan about his new movie Stan and Ollie, and we quickly move things on to Quentin Tarantino, and then, separately, some breaking news about the 1900 Great Plague of Glasgow. You know us, ear to the ground. We also hear from a listener that embarked upon work experience at Loaded magazine with hilarious consequences and how, in one of the only occasions Pete did a full day's honest work, he covered someone in foam.  To send us your work experiences, favourite films, or to suggest something for us to do, it's: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! It's Thursday, and so it's very nearly the weekend. Allow us to help you get there with another half an hour of nonsense, this time around including the busting of an urban myth or two, a strangely supportive attitude towards lad mags of the 90s, and obviously then Pete veers into chat about masturbation. We apologise in advance. Elsewhere there's a bit on The Inbetweeners, and then someone gets in touch to talk about stealing from vending machines. Tell what you want to tell us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find  us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to your all new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, indeed the second issue of 2019. We're celebrating the new year by discussing Limewire, Morpheus and Kazaa (the only way of grabbing the music you wanted for free back in 2002), a couple of films we've seen, and a 70-year-old Japanese skateboarder. Obviously. After that there's plenty of stories from you too, and we thank you for your continued dedication to the podcast about absolutely nothing at all. It's such fun to make for you.  We'd love to hear from you: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find  us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy New Year everyone! We're now officially in the future, it's 2019. How exciting! On today's episode we discuss some of the predictions about what 2019 might look like, including the end of the working week as we know it (something that ended for both Luke and Pete some time ago...), what the future holds for both The Luke and The Pete, and the danger of the Deepfake. Oooh, scary. As discussed, if you've got something you want us to tackle in 2019, email us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's New Year's Eve! But that won't deter the chaps from discussing the big issues and getting reflective about the year that's just passed. We chat Pete's resolutions for next year (including why he doesn't really believe in them, obviously), and lots more. There's also plenty of time to hear from you guys, and to have an email considered for the show, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Thanks for all your support in 2018, and we look forward to seeing more of you in 2019! Stay safe and call your mother more, you know how she worries. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're in that weird period of time between Christmas and New Year where no-one is really doing much of anything apart from you poor souls that have no choice but to go into work. This episode is for you, we got your back. For the rest of us, this week means leftover food, TV specials, the pub and taking it easy. Go on, you deserve it. Also, listen out for a treat of an email involving an enthusiastic approach to a school talent show. Now go get yourself another sherry, it's Christmas. Oh, and we're on hello@lukeandpeteshow.com should you need us... ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What better way to usher in Christmas than with plenty of chat about dead people that have dedicated their bodies to science? That's right, Pete has been to the Body Worlds exhibition, brainchild of the controversial Dr Gunther von Hagens. It's not for the squeamish. In other more traditional fare, we discuss Christmas traditions, including Pete spending quite a depressing amount of Christmas Day alone (boo hoo), followed by near-death experiences, and finally crop circles with one of the 'world's leading experts'. Have a very Merry Christmas! See you on the other side! Tell us about your festive experiences: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello to you all! You're very welcome in the Land of Luke and Pete. If you do visit us, expect to experience tales of a remarkable man climbing a huge rock, and the following: - Monkeys stealing crisps - Weird flavours of ice cream - Raw chicken - Things your mum steals from work ...and that's just one email. Elsewhere, there's discontinued food products, more on porn star Ben Dover and much, much more. Don't sleep on it. Talk to us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.