The 20-Sided Theatre

Wherein His Majesty Vragul, son of Vorbal, King of Town Hall, etc., performs a traditional Cave Orc Marching Tune from his upcoming hit album, Vragul: King of Sing! Lyrics by Rudraigh Quattrin Music, Performance, and Engineering by Cian Quattrin (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF! ORC FOOT ALSO MADE OF BONE ’CAUSE THAT WHAT WHAT MAKE YOU STAND UP! BUUUUUUUT SOME THING THAT LIVE DEEP IN CAVE OR WAY DEEP DOWN ON SEA FLOOR HAVE THING CALLED EXOSKELETON! ME NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEAN! FUNNY HAT USE THAT WORD ONCE, BUT ORC JUST CALL IT CRAB SKIN! (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF! BUUUUUUUT ORC FOOT ALSO HAVE TEN-DON, THEM ALSO MAKE YOU STAND UP! ACHILLES TENDON, BACK ON FOOT, IT NAMED FOR LONG DEAD HUUU-MON! THEM EASIER FOR CUT THAN BONE, SO HACK THEM AND ORC FALL DOWN! (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF! BUUUUUUUT NAIL ALSO GROW ON FOOT, SO FOOT ALSO MADE OF THAT! ME NOT KNOW WHAT NAIL DO, BUT IT SURE HURT WHEN PULL OFF! SOME THING HAVE SHARP CLAW INSTEAD BUT ORC JUST HAVE DUMB NAIL! (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

Wherein the Imperial Posthe encounters their erstwhile employer. Visit us at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @20SidedTheatre, @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Ben Briggs, Count+Step feat. Patash, Dawn of Neptune, ju-nya, Naoya Sakamata, New Death Sensation, Patashu, Steven O’Brien, Terria, and VCMG. Visit the show notes at 20sidedtheatre.com/podcasts/22 for a full list of and links to all the music and sound effects you heard in this episode. Thank you for listening!

Wherein our Task Force runs afoul of some powerful locals and receives a new name. Visit us at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @20SidedTheatre, @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Ben Briggs, Blackula Hunter, DEgITx, Patashu, Silverman Sound Studios, Space Rake (Космические Грабли), Steven O’Brien, and VCMG. Visit the show notes at http://twentysidedtheatre.com/podcasts/21 for a full list of and links to all the music and sound effects you heard in this episode. Thank you for listening!

Wherein we meet a group of Heroes who are dedicated to the expansion and preservation of the Empire's outer limits. Visit us at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @20SidedTheatre, @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by AKnewGod, Blackula Hunter, Ditenado, Kubbi & Jonas Dam, MenTaLguY, Mike Konoval, Modezche, Tristan Lohengrin, and VCMG. This episode contains sound effects composed & performed by dobroide, RutgerMuller, bosone, leswagcupcakes, sbarncar, FreqMan, SlykMrByches, GoodListener, RICHERlandTV, Mings, sarana, acclivity, Benboncan, NIkhill Kumar, Adam_N, anamorphosis, juskiddink, it_was_the_sun, AlienXXX, Robinhood76, zimbot, Greenhourglass, RutgerMuller, THE_bizniss, Iamgiorgio, squareal, Rudmer_Rotteveel, Calmarius, jsbarrett, tezzza, romulofs, Czarcazas, DJ Burnham, lonemonk, Zabuhailo, Tomlija, kevinkace, prosounder, EMSIarma, vtkproductions.com, LeMudCrab, Geldart, Benboncan, steveygos93, qubodup, Robinhood76, Veiler, MaxDemianAGL, thebondman, Corsica_S, numar, PRIM_ORDial, axiyee, and mattwasser. Thank you for listening!

Wherein our "Heroes" avoid taking part in Grand Events. Visit us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @20SidedTheatre, @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Blackula Hunter, D.P.O Productions, Ditenado, Jonathan Rich, Kubbi, New Death Sensation, Steven O’Brien, and VCMG. This episode contains sound effects composed & performed by dobroide, RutgerMuller, bosone, leswagcupcakes, sbarncar, FreqMan, DJ Burnham, NoiseCollector, mrbubble110, Mings, SlykMrByches, NIkhill Kumar, swiftoid, wilhelmus1959, nednednerb, Adam_N, Benboncan, sarana, the_yura, numar, Aegersum, Taira Komori, kevinkace, Jagadamba, InspectorJ, Halleck, BJButler, jakobthiesen, husky70, axiyee, & swiftoid. Thank you for listening!

Wherein our Heroes arrive at their destination, and a great tragedy befalls the worlds. Visit us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @20SidedTheatre, @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Ben Briggs, Dawn of Neptune, Ditenado, Hand Of Taurus, JohnStuart, Jonathan Rich, Naoya Sakamata, Pfonnend, RoccoW, Space Rake (Космические Грабли), Steven O’Brien, VCMG, W Anderson, and was_UDK. This episode contains sound effects produced and performed by Aiwha, axiyee, Benboncan, Benjaminharveydesign, Bosone, Bubaproducer, Calethos, Calmarius, Cameronmusic, Ceich93, CGEffex, Cyberkineticfilms, drewkelly, D DJ Chronos, duckduckpony, Dobroide, Donalfonso, EdgardEdition, Ezwider, FoolBoyMedia, FreqMan, Halleck, HaraldDeLuca, Hiriak, InspectorJ, Jagadamba, Jasinski, Jesabat, JoelAudio, Josepharaoh99, J_p_higgins, Juskiddink, Kastenfrosch, Kirat, Kyles, Lematt, Leswagcupcakes, MinigunFiend, MrLindstrom, Nextmaking, nicStage, Numar, Oldedgar, Peter Lustig, PRIM_ORDial, Qubodup, Renatalmar, reznik_Krkovicka, Rhodesmas, Rodincoil, Rudmer_Rotteveel, RutgerMuller, Samulis, Sbarncar, Setuniman, Soughtaftersounds, Speedenza, Swiftoid, tec studios, the_very_Real_Horst, Timbre, Tomlija, Vr, Wisslgisse, Yottasounds, Zimbot. Thank you for listening!

Wherein the Action Town Criers traverse the dangers of the Walled Desert, in search of the Portal of Pa'vos. Visit us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @20SidedTheatre, @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by AKnewGod, Ben Briggs, Ditenado, Kubbi, New Death Sensation, Patashu, Steven O’Brien, and VCMG. This episode contains sound effects produced and performed by Aiwha, anamorphosis, axiyee, Benboncan, benjaminharveydesign, BinaryMonkFlint, bosone, bubaproducer, Calmarius, CGEffex, cognito perceptu, dobroide, duckduckpony, FoolBoyMedia, FreqMan, gabemiller74, husky70, JoelAudio, juskiddink, Kastenfrosch, kyles, leswagcupcakes, m_O_m, MinigunFiend, n_audioman, numar, original_sound, plamdi1, qubodup, rentalmar, rhodesmas, Robinhood76, Rudmer_Rotteveel, RutgerMuller, sbarncar, SophrosineSoundDesign, Speedenza, the_very_Real_Horst, tpetko, vr, and 7778. Thank you for listening!

Wherein the Action Town Criers receive a prophesy and an interplanar call for help. Visit us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Beira, Ben Briggs, Ditenado, dragline, immattoneil, Mat Mor Raw, nwp8861, Steven O’Brien, and VCMG. This episode contains sound effects produced and performed by dobroide, RutgerMuller, leswagcupcakes, bosone, sbarncar, FreqMan, EugenSid90, ceich93, MinigunFiend, qubodup, CGEffex, Reitanna, duckduckpony, FoolBoyMedia, vr, Supraliminal, Soughtaftersounds, j_p_higgins, dayvonjersen, datasoundsample, kyles, Speedenza, Taira Komori, mattwasser, jeremysykes, Timbre, Kastenfrosch, Aiwha, the_very_Real_Horst, --DeletedUser--, rhodesmas, sean.townsend, hiriak, LittleRobotSoundFactory, numar, jesabat, Bitbeast, soundmary, kwandalist, TheSoundcatcher, Hotlavaman, Samulis, Natty23, axiyee, adcbicycle, fordps3, Trollarch2, OwlStorm, and ggctuk. Thank you for listening!

Wherein we meet a new group of heroes whilst our ""heroes"" are sailing away from their responsibilities. Visit us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Ditenado, immatoneil, JohnStuart, Kubbi, Michael Maiorana, pikrasso, Steven O’Brien, and VCMG. This episode contains sound effects produced and performed by axiyee, Owdeo, steveygos93, kyles, benjaminharveydesign, Robinhood76, Taira Komori, jnr hacksaw, plasterbrain, nextmaking, duckduckpony, OfItAll, confusion_music, n_audioman, Timbre, jesabat, RADIY, Speedenza, rhodesmas, jobro, 32cheeseman32, plamdi1, Kastenfrosch, ivolipa, Porphyr, the_very_Real_Horst, --DeletedUser--, 6polnic, rolle Andersson, gynation, DJ Burnham, mikaelfernstrom, InspectorJ, juskiddink, vr, MinigunFiend, FreqMan, sbarncar, bosone, leswagcupcakes, RutgerMuller, and dobroide. Thank you for listening!

Wherein our ""heroes"" are called to action, and they decide to go on a boat ride instead. Visit us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Dawn of Neptune, Ditenado, JohnStuart, Kubbi & Jonas Dam, Patashu, Steven O’Brien, Tristan Lohengrin, and VCMG. This episode contains sound effects produced and performed by dobroide, RutgerMuller, leswagcupcakes, bosone, cognito perceptu, FreqMan, swiftoid, lonemonk, felix.blume, MinigunFiend, mattwasser, Timbre, zimbot, —DeletedUser--, cdrk, DJ Burnham, SlykMrByches, axiyee, ingudios, Mings, plamdi1, Hugofski, NIkhill Kumar, mike_stranks, 3bagbrew, nawerwohl02, and Robinhood76. Thank you for listening!

Wherein our ""Heroes"" take a rest between adventures and catch up on gossip with some old friends! Visit us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Maybe even hit the "donate" link, if you have some spare coppers. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by bjorn c (aka wonky tonky), Ditenado, Dualtrax, Firage, Jonas Dam, Michael Maiorana, multi8it, nwp8861, Steven O’Brien, and VCMG. This episode contains sound effects produced and performed by dobroide, RutgerMuller, cognito perceptu, FreqMan, NoiseCollector, zimbot, LittleRobotSoundFactory, --DeletedUser--, lonemonk, Robinhood76, jsbarrett, mike_stranks, lgarrett, Czarcazas, kevinkace, romulofs, tezzza, Mings, qubodup, axiyee, fons, swiftoid, NIkhill Kumar, kyles, airandsousa, felix.blume, DJ Burnham, EpicWizard, blackstalian, and mattwasser. Thank you for listening!

Wherein our "Heroes" finally return home, after a year or more of wild travels. Follow us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by benduncan, Dawn of Neptune, DEgITx, Firage, Steven O’Brien, VCMG, and YERZMYEY. This episode contains sound effects produced and performed by Dobroide, RutgerMuller, cognito perceptu, FreqMan, mich3d, juskiddink, bubaproducer, AlecCorday, zimbot, Pusteblumi, Speedenza, Fasolt, kbnevel, LittleRobotSoundFactory, axiyee, Wolfsinger, GlaZe_, prosounder, goldendiaphragm, numar, bosone, D DJ Chronos, FocusBay, cjosephwalker, CGEffex, MAJ061785, Timbre, RICHERlandTV, mrbubble110, kyles, m_O_m, lmbubec, patchen, Robinhood76, HF2010, Kodack, blaukreuz, steveygos93, Erdie, Tomlija, Stereo Surgeon, meisterjaan, thebondman, qubodup, BigKahuna360, Mr Tea, nextmaking, and mattwasser. Thank you for listening!

Wherein our "Heroes" set out on the right path and get a history lesson. Follow us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Bart Spaans, Dualtrax & Bzl, Kubbi & Jonas Dam, Miguel Angel Aldunce, multi8it, Patashu, roboctopus, Shawn Daley, and VCMG. This episode features sound effects by dobroide, RutgerMuller, cognito perceptu, FreqMan, vrodge, JoelAudio, kyles, soundmary, axiyee, acclivity, SophronsineSoundDesign, NIkhill Kumar, juskiddink, zerolagtime, Northern_Monkey, LittleRobotSoundFactory, CGEffex, by m_O_m, mrbubble110, sandyrb, nextmaking, ggctuk, patchen, bosone, InspectorJ, dheming, cameronmusic, zmb94, Benboncan, Timbre, leswagcupcakes, Reitanna, spookymodem, Marec, mike_stranks, and thanvannispen.

In which our ""Heroes"" flee up a metaphorical tower on the Astral Plane, and Rhomande is heroic. Follow us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com. This episode contains music composed and performed by Bart Spaans, DEgITx, Firage, Miguel Angel Aldunce, Potash, RogueBuffalo, Shawn Daley, Steven O’Brien, and VCMG. This episode features sound effects by dobroide, RutgerMuller, cognito perceptu, FreqMan, drewkelly, zerolagtime, Benboncan, Zabuhailo, axiyee, the_yura, juskiddink, spookymodem, LeMudCrab, 7778, 3bagbrew, kyles, bubaproducer, m_O_m, LittleRobotSoundFactory, Wolfsinger, bosone, Timbre, Imbubec, BigKahuna360, qubodup, CGEffex, thebondman, benjaminharveydesign, numar, D DJ Chronos, mrbubble110, nextmaking, Robinhood76, klakmart, leswagcupcakes, kevinkace, soundmary, prosounder, SolidSunshine, qubodup, FreqMan, ggctuk, Stereo Surgeon, cjosephwalker, Erdie, Fasolt, Mr Tea, FoolBoyMedia, Calmarius, vrodge, JoelAudio, funkymuskrat, DJ Burnham, and hanstimm. See show notes at 20sidedtheater.com for more information on music and sound effects for this episode.

Wherein our "heroes" have finally escaped the dreaded Arena of Ahk'rapp, only to be hounded across the multiverse by the denizens of the Hungering End. Follow us online at 20sidedtheatre.com. Follow us on Twitter through @IllustriousRho, @ShenoudaNecroCo, @Thrimlach, and @LadyFeatherfoot. Email us at illustriousrho@gmail.com SFX Attribution S: 20100213.tuning.02.wav by dobroide -- http://www.freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/90352/ -- License: Attribution S: Coughing Young Man (me).wav by RutgerMuller -- http://www.freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/51136/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 S: rocket report and scream jr.wav by cognito perceptu -- http://www.freesound.org/people/cognito%20perceptu/sounds/32983/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 S: pulley 2.wav by FreqMan -- http://www.freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/40555/ -- License: Attribution S: bear-roar.wav by mrbubble110 -- http://www.freesound.org/people/mrbubble110/sounds/70333/ -- License: Sampling+ S: cat2.wav by NoiseCollector -- http://www.freesound.org/people/NoiseCollector/sounds/4914/ -- License: Attribution S: Beating wings.wav by juskiddink -- http://www.freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/125940/ -- License: Attribution S: Papers rustling.mp3 by DJ Burnham -- http://www.freesound.org/people/DJ%20Burnham/sounds/76809/ -- License: Attribution S: Magic Missiles.wav by spookymodem -- http://www.freesound.org/people/spookymodem/sounds/249817/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 S: Sitar resonant str. C7 - 7.wav by bosone -- http://www.freesound.org/people/bosone/sounds/65872/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial Music Attribution Chiptune by Aaron_235 - https://soundcloud.com/aaron_235 The Heroes Converge by circuitsoldiers - https://soundcloud.com/circuitsoldiers technology science ‘16 by coda - https://soundcloud.com/coda Dead Space by DEglTx - https://soundcloud.com/degitx Far Away by DEglTx - https://soundcloud.com/degitx Nobody Will Escape by DEglTx - https://soundcloud.com/degitx Break Free by Firage - https://soundcloud.com/firage Give It All by Firage - https://soundcloud.com/firage Sylvius Leopold Weiss - Courante in F Major by Miguel Angel Aldunce - https://soundcloud.com/miguel-angel-aldunce [RPG Battle THeme] Encounter The Kobolds! by Patashu - https://soundcloud.com/patashu OHC Changeling Rumble (Famitracker Boss Battle) by Patashu - https://soundcloud.com/patashu Nailbiter by Shawn Daley - https://soundcloud.com/shawndaley Chiptune Thing No. 1 “Sunrise” by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien can’t think of a title for this by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg Credit Where Credit is Due by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg Victory Flower Fields by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg