The Messiah of Morris Avenue End-Time Countdown as told by Tony Hendra

Summary: Humorist Tony Hendra lays out the laws of the land in this newscast style report inspired by his novel The Messiah of Morris Avenue. In this version of the end-times, the Justice Department sues American Idol for idolatry, Harry Potter relinquishes magic for Christianity in ?Harry Potter and the Holy Goblet?, and Ann Coulter dies only to rise again. The Reverend James Z. Sabbath, known to his friends as ?The Talibangelist,? interrupts the broadcast with a commercial for his new ?Rapture Helmets?-- available in all sizes from 1-5 for only $99.99!