NY Comedy Bling

LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Shitty Teachers Busted • Sumurai Killa — 40 Chambers of shame! • Net Pervert Busted — NOT ME! • Heat kills 24 Peepz — More Air for us! • Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 Cabbies YOU GOT BLINGED: • Mets star — Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!? • Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army — in other news Jack Joins Army • McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA! • Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-American BIG FINISH: BOTTLE BOMBZ! Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her. LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Fish Murderer • Kid gets belted in front of class! • Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right) • Tombstone Crack • Transplant Wedding YOU GOT BLINGED: • Fat Bitchney Statue — WTF? • Friends No More • Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?) • Basic In-Stink — Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina • Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not? BIG FINISH: Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us? Plus, THE BLINGLIST. Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness™. LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Motherfucking Hot! • Assology • Miami Vice Pirates • Real Blinging Estate • Hospital Complaints = Roach in Glass YOU GOT BLINGED: • Paris would bang Paris apparently • Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs) • K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy • Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!) • Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again • Jacko Fires Everybody BIG FINISH: MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWS Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.* LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Black Power Kiddie • Subway Thug busted by Mom • Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers • Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results! YOU GOT BLINGED: • K-Fed is on allowance • Chef from South Park Resigns • Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut • Jessica Simpson to cool for Bush BIG FINISH: Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into Clubs Plus, THE BLINGLIST. Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory • Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs! • Don't Piss Off UK Mothers — Baby Bottle Bombz • Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div • Cops Busted for Hookers YOU GOT BLINGED: • Boy George = Boy Janitor • Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host) • David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things on crack apparently) • Paris CD = What's Next — Sex Creams? • DiCaprio Gay Porn Movie BIG FINISH: SNAKES ON PLANE REVIEW! Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA — we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast. BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH. AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Peeper Skillz • Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children • Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer • Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?! YOU GOT BLINGED: • Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show) • 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid • 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN! • 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in Iraq BIG FINISH: • David Blaine = Underwater Pussy Plus, THE BLINGLIST. Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Central Park Coyote — Run Hal Run! • NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr • NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses • Subwaypalooza • Parole Officer Ratings! • NYU Best School in Bizarro World YOU GOT BLINGED: • $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served • Zagat Shopping Survey • Snakes on Plane coverage! • Cruise must hate furniture • Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina? • Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudes BIG FINISH: Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA! Plus, THE BLINGLIST. Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Sausage Shaving Part 2 — Starting Young • Sperm Club — (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting) • NYPD Whore Monger! • 4yr old player? NOT. YOU GOT BLINGED: • Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot • Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him • Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip • Little Kim's Titties are Leaking! BIG FINISH: Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation — Need we say more? Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:

CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Racist Deli Moron • NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City • Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass • How to beat NYC tickets • Pope 'Pod — Blingin' P-Daddy • MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantation YOU GOT BLINGED: • Fat + Britney = Fatney? • "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George" • Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pathetic analysis. • Brokeback Man, Heath tells us what it's like to kiss men. Jack barfs. BIG FINISH: Oscarz — News NYCB found interesting, hottest chicks and dudes and who's tits were on the verge of popping out? FIND OUT. Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Pickle Caper • Funeral Home Body Snatching • Lottery Bling • H&R Bitch • Jurassic Beaver found! YOU GOT BLINGED: • Samuel L. Jackson illiterate? • Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic • Celebrity Thief sent to Big House • Nicole Kidman marries redneck? BIG FINISH: D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-Stew Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Smacking down the third week of February! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • 27 inches, bitches! • Food Stamp Cops • Sexual Harassment for chicks • Gym Teacher Bribe Action • Cemetary Poo Dudes YOU GOT BLINGED: • Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO! • Michael Jackson Hush Money • P-Hilt bombed with white stuff • Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American Idol BIG FINISH: Cheney shoots his dawg in the face! Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Special guest, Tony — smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February. LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Cat Cop • Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A. • Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser • Bomb Bitch — "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11" • Principal Panty Pervert YOU GOT BLINGED: • Britney's Baby = Airbag • P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin' • Mo Titties, No Problemz • Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon lady BIG FINISH: Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza! Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Blowin' up the 3rd week of January LISTEN NOW: NYCB News: • H-Clint vs. L-Bush • Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero • Subway reception conniption You got blinged: • Janet Jackson's got milk • Han Solo loves Chewbacca? • Div goes ballistic over celebrity culture Big Finish: • Osama Bin Laden = True playa Bling List: Find out who's the top 3 blingingest Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.com SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div. LISTEN NOW: NYCB NEWS: • Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair • Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year • M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak • Beat Children — But not to death • Isiah (un)love child • G-Bush says no Humanimals • New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ... YOU GOT BLINGED: • And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina! • Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB • Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history of mankind) • Kirsten Dunst + Skank Desease = Crackwhore Bitch BIG FINISH: Brokeback Mountain = Dookie Love Plus, find out who's on the BLINGLIST! SUBSCRIBE NOW:

Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul • Phat Pillz • Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang War YOU GOT BLINGED: • Miss Michael Jackson • Katie Holme's turkey baster • Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy Bitch BIG FINSH: Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina Denied And the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week! SUBSCRIBE NOW: My Odeo Channel (odeo/dcb28e3625b47b60)