RobOnt Radio

Well hello dare children! Do you know we did an episode waaaaaay back on May 9th and me being the lazy bastard I am, I never got around to posting it, until now that is. So I bet you're wondering what the show was about... How the fuck am I supposed to remember it was 4 months ago!! Though I'm pretty sure Dan tells us how to get out of doing laundry.. And I think there's a blow job story.. We probably ignore Paul, actually that's a given, so like, ummm, listen and tell us what it's all about! Wahoooooooo!

Happy New Year(s) fine people of the internetz... We are back to celebrate 5 years of sporadic shows :) Lots to discuss, and for the first time in a long time we're ALL back for this episode.. with the webcam on.. staring at the Cleavland Cuck... And dreaming of blue waffles... and if you're wondering what exactly those are feel free to look at the google image results. I would suspect you would probably much rather look at Maria Menounos's labia though. I could go on and on trying to woo you with phrases like "Chicken Pox Ball Puss" and ummm errr ahhh... fuck I'm out of woo worthy phrases so I'm gonna tell you to listen anyway because I'm pretty sure it's a good episode... Seemed that way to me anyway... feel free to let me know if you disagree... really... go right ahead and email me here and tell me what a douche I am... and listen already so I can stop typing this drivel....

And would you look at that? A new episode? Could it really be? Yes my friends it could be and in fact is :) After 6+ months 3/4 of us got back together on a Monday night to record an episode for y'awl. Obviously a ton of stuff to discuss, most important of all, did Egotastic publish a pic of Miley's 17 year old nipple? There's other stuff of course.. But for those of you that don't remember how that all works, there's a fancy little thang called a podcast attached to these words, what you do is load that bad boy up and give'r a listen.. I think that's how it works.. So go and do that, and then comment or something.. We missed you savages :D

Can it be? After a month and a half absence we're back? And who exactly is back? We know it ain't Ronnie James Dio, cuz he died.... Could the same fate have fallen upon some of the RoR crew... More importantly, what would the guys that are here say about banging while kids are in the room? I know you're looking for answers to these questions and ohhhhhh so many more, maybe if you listen you'll find some, or not... Only one way to tell right? Get clicking my friends....

OK before I get too far into the usual bullshit you're probably asking yourself why there is a nekkid pic of Kim Kardashian here? Well you see, it's kinda related to this episode, I mean I would have rather had a nekkid picture of comedianne  Jackie Nicholson, I mean she's a fine piece of ass too but unlike Kim, Jackie actually called in to be molested err interviewed by us, but alas, Jackie didn't send us pix of her clam and this post is gonna be up for a while so we needed something berry berry nice to look at, Kim it is. Last episode for Jason for a yet to be determined amount of time, and a little while for me and Dan. Lots to discuss, and we do with one of our favorite guests/buddies Jason Blanchard, as mentioned earlier Jackie calls in, we have some fun with her, we have some fun watching videos of and old old white guy scrapping with a young black guy on a bus, two white guys fighting over a cheeseburger, then we get back to yakking. Not a bad episode if I do say so myself, some REALLY cringy moments, some rather deep conversation, and some yucks... Have a listen.. or don't.... We'll be back soon, so will RobOnt.net... Keep an eye and ear out for us, we shall be back... till then

Two episodes left until our hiatus so you would think we would have a lot to talk about... Well you would be horribly wrong, but then again most of you guys know that we're lazy bastards by now.. How lazy? Well we start the show off by playing Rock Band... ok maybe not playing, we were trying out the Rock Band Stage kit (video here), we talk about a bunch of other shit, decide that Amy Schumer is fucking funny as hell, and I think we wanna have anal sex with her... I'm SURE she'll be trying to get in touch with us as soon as possible to make that happen... But until that time you can have a listen to this incredibly mediocre episode.

And we're back with the third last show before hiatus time, on the table tonight is a rather thick (and in all the right places if you ask me) looking Jessica Simpson, and a debate over whether or not it's cool to yap about banging someone, Kate Winslet's edible and newly single ass, Adrianne Curry's absolutely delicious ass wait.... I detect a trend here, let's move away from the ass eating and talk about Rob and Dan's boy weekend in a basement that smelled like man ass.... fuck... changing topic doesn't work, ummm ummm ummm... Wait.. do you think Roger Ebert's upset cuz he can't eat ass anymore?? Shit... yes we go back to the Roger Ebert well AGAIN... hopefully for the last time, I'm sure there's other stuff in there, but I'm getting old and senile so you'll have to listen to find out, so why not get to that, and join our facebook group while you're at it.. Until next time amigos....

OK so if you're sitting there (as I am right now) looking at this picture and the title of this episode and thinking to yourself ( and rightly so), "What the fuck is wrong with these people?!?!?", this is sooooooooo NOT the episode for you. Actually it's also probably not the episode for any decent honest person, so do yourself a favor and move on, believe me, there's nothing good that can come from you listening this week, that's as good as we got to offer from this heinous episode as we discuss the Oscars, the Joe Rogan show in Toronto, Dan's court date, and that's about all that's fit to write about. You're getting the point right? Good. For the rest of you animals, go ahead and listen. You've been warned. What else, ohhh there was some discussion of the immediate future of the show and site(s), I'll just discuss that here quickly so you don't have to sift through it. We're going to wind the show up at the end of the month for a little hiatus and redesign. Jason needs to go away for a yet to be determined length of time, so we're going to do shows until the end of March, stop, I will give the RobOntRadio.com site a new look (and Dan and I are going to play around with setting up a video stream of the show) and then Dan and I will come back for some new episodes.. maybe we'll even look into getting some replacement Jasons for a while.. so send in your resumes ;-) I'll also be working on RobOnt.net, don't get too excited, the porn site days are over, but I have some ideas that may be fun, guess we'll find out... So till then, don't listen, or do if you can take it, and ummmmm that is it... So there //