the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast show

the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast

Summary: A clean comedy podcast with funny stories from life, making fun of idioms, hilarious conversations about the news, and other humorous tales from hosts Daniel J. Lewis, Jeremy Laughlin, and frequent guests. All fun and family-friendly. Please send your own funny stuff to feedback@Noodle.mx (audio files welcome) or call (903) 231-2221. Join us live on Wednesday nights at 6:00 p.m. (ET/GMT-4) at https://noodle.mx/live.

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  • Artist: Daniel J. Lewis and Jeremy Laughlin - clean comedians
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 the Ramen Noodle WILL return (after Once Upon a Time)! - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5:01

Thank you for subscribing to the Ramen Noodle! We know there are very few family-friendly, clean-comedy podcasts out there. I (Daniel) have decided that I will not let this podcast die and it will return! I have realized that I don’t have the personal margin to host the Ramen Noodle and our Once Upon a Time podcast. So until Once Upon a Time is off the air, I’m putting this podcast on hiatus. I’m planning to return in summer 2017, but having a fresh baby in my life could delay that (despite also providing all kinds of new stories!). In the meantime, I switched Patreon to charge “per episode,” so our supporters won’t continue to pay when we haven’t released anything. If you wish to make us more eager to return, then please become our patron on Patreon, and you won’t be charged until we publish an episode. Thank you for supporting the show! It will be back soon!

 Exploding Ants – tRN208 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Chewing gum, brownie ants, Mother’s Day, and more clean comedy for you and the whole family! Fake sponsor You’ll have to listen! Random Noodle Updates Jeremy stores gum for the apocalypse. Jenny eats eats with brownies. Daniel shares more about the fake sponsor. Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 A Very Bald Husband – tRN207 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 46:42

Daniel is bald, Jeremy is back from California, and we’re back with the clean-comedy podcast! Fake sponsor When you hate someone so much you want to rip out their hair—LOCKS OF LOATHE. A simple call is all it takes, and an unlucky leprechaun will prance to your enemy’s location and pull out their hair while creepily whispering your name. Locks of Loathe can’t guarantee your satisfaction, but we can guarantee your enemy will know your name! Random Noodle Updates Daniel broke a Chick-Fil-A employee! Try it yourself. Instead of saying, “Thank you,” try saying, “It is my pleasure to be served by you.” Jeremy experienced San Francisco’s finest (and maybe most expensive) breakfast sandwich! Our Notorious Noodlers! * Lisa Rutledge (new) * Chris Cullnane (new) * Emily Adamson * Peter Chapman * Aaron Hughey * Scott * Matthew Hinman * C Gibbons * John Shaffer Featured story: Daniel is now bald! Daniel talked about his shaved-head experience. Plus, Daniel has his “ugly puritan shirt” back! Support us on Patreon to watch the complete hair-cutting video when it’s released! Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 Just Going Through the Emoji – tRN206 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Hold your Facebook reactions and grab some friends as you listen to this family friendly, clean-comedy podcast! IMPORTANT: We’re very grateful for our supporters, but we need your help to reach a milestone goal again before we can continue the podcast. Fake sponsor Emotions: now available in more than one flavor! Facebook’s new reactions? What do you think of Facebook’s new reactions emoji? Random Noodle Updates * Daniel shares the latest updates on his hair and nail regrowth, since you totally wanted to know. * Support our podcast and we’ll send you some of Daniel’s hair when he shaves his head! * We also share an update about Aldi (listen to Aldi’s Logo Has Bellbottoms for more history). This is what Jeremy imagines Daniel to look like when waking up. But that’s not enough hair in the face! Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 Well-Hydrated – tRN205 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Hear Daniel’s newest, most-embarrassing story that happened at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). Fake sponsor Pumpkin Spice—We’re now paying you to buy the rest of the Pumpkin Spice everything we’re still desperate to get rid of. Random Noodle Updates This episode is all about Daniel’s visit to Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). He shares stories about staying healthy, staying busy, and staying well-hydrated. Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 Being THAT Guy – tRN204 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

We’re back with a new TV and a great marriage! Random Noodle Updates Daniel and Jenny have a great marriage, which is why there haven’t been more episodes and why Jeremy is back. And the marriage is so great, they got a new TV on Christmas Eve.   Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 Great Big Sweater Gods – tRN203 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 19:24

Happy Thanksgiving to all the black nails, black Fridays, long-haired hippies, and other racist-Friday shoppers with their ugly Christmas sweaters! Fake sponsor BLACK “FLYDAY”! THE TIME OF YEAR YOU START TO BE THANKFUL UNTIL YOU NEED THAT WAFFLE IRON AND YOU’LL KILL FOR IT! Random Noodle Updates Daniel gave a hair and nails update. Jenny shared a special story, inspired by Strongbad’s “Everybody to the Limit“: Once upon a time, there were two fawns named Moop and Mortimer. Moop was a Parkle fawn, and Mortimer was a Frickle fawn. They were best friends, and both were on a pilgrimage to the shrine of the Great Big Sweater gods where they would offer their sacrifices of fresh peach fuzz. Equipped with their razors and peaches, Moop and Mortimer set off toward the forest of the song monkeys to get there. They clip-clopped into the shade of the first bubblegum tree armed with a music box and a singing Princess Petunia doll. A squeeze bottle of ketchup was produced from Mortimer’s pack for tracking their way. Mortimer wound the key on his music box, and Moop readied his finger on Princess Petunia’s belly button. Both were listening for the sound of song monkeys. As the ketchup sputtered out of the bottle, Mortimer was carefully avoiding the largest and loudest bubblegum wrappers that had fallen off the trees and were now scattered across the forest floor. Moop however was noisily crunching over them, holding Princess Petunia at arm’s length with both his thumbs firmly placed on the doll’s belly button. Crunch-clip crunch-clop. They went deeper into the forest listening cautiously. As they neared the heart of the forest, the sound of a beating drum grew louder with each crunchy step. At least a dozen song monkeys grinned at the pair of fawns now below them. Moop and Mortimer were straining hard now to listen for the sound of an approach over the bang of the drum. They paused at the distant sound of a wail. Suddenly there was a shocking sound of screeching from directly behind them. Mortimer startled and spun around. Moop jumped and pressed his thumbs with all his might into Princess Petunia’s belly button, and he threw her in the direction of the screeching, but without much accuracy because his eyes were shut tightly. Moop stood, covering his ears while Mortimer watched Princess Petunia land. the screeching stopped just in time for Moop and Mortimer to hear the dying sound of Princess Petunia’s batteries die mid-song. the silence lasted for only a moment before the monkeys sprang from the trees. The screeching resumed as Mortimer opened the lid of his music box. the closest monkeys halted to examine the tiny ballerina turn on her little spring. A plunky melody played. Mortimer set the box down. The monkeys listened as the two fawns crept away. On the edge of the forest now, Mortimer capped his ketchup and put it back into his pack. the two started their ascent up the mountain to shave their peaches before the shrine of their beloved Great Big Sweater gods. Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 Sliding Door Horror – tRN202 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 35:06

You might not want to listen to this bone-crushing clean-comedy if you have a weak constitution,  weak declaration of independence, or weak healthcare. Fake sponsor When you’re too cheap to use black nail polish this Halloween, try Blood Nails! Have our special DIY kit delivered directly to your door! Once you receive our patented Blood Nails kit, simply pound the hammer-looking applicator onto your favorite fingers, wait 30 minutes, and you’ll have blackened nails for free! Get Blood Nails five easy payments of $49.95. Blood Nails, so you don’t have to waste a single dime on black nail polish. Random Noodle Updates * Jenny eats squash bread (and squashes bread), but when the crumbs fall, our dog obeys. * Daniel was invited to host a podcast for a veterinary conference. What kinds of questions would he ask the speakers? * Jenny was the lead actress in “Returning Redbox,” a dramatic story of a beautiful young woman who barely returns her DVD in time. * Daniel moved into his new office studio but blackened his thumbnail in a door. Very similar to an episode of Lost where someone’s leg was crushed and was about to be amputated by a sliding airplane door. This inspired us to talk a lot about smashing our fingers in doors. Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 DELICIOUS! – tRN201 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 15:40

We’re back! We share some short stories from when Jenny went on a vacation without Daniel. ## Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

 When will the Ramen Noodle clean comedy return? - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 7:12

Visit https://www.patreon.com/theramennoodle to support the Ramen Noodle and bring back our clean-comedy podcast!

 The End … of Season 3 – tRN200 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:10:35

The End … of Season 3 – tRN200 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast

 We need your help in the 2015 Podcast Awards - the Ramen Noodle clean comedy podcast | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 2:31

Please nominate our shows in the Podcast Awards! It's fast and easy. You would be awesome to help us, as you and others have been awesome before. * Visit podcastawards.com (http://podcastawards.com) * Under Peoples Choice, add Resurrection Revealed http://ResurrectionRevealed.com/ * Under Best Produced, add ONCE - Once Upon a Time podcast http://ONCEpodcast.com/ * Under Business, add Beyond the To-Do List http://BeyondtheToDoList.com/ * Under Comedy, add the Ramen Noodle clean comedy http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/ * Under Entertainment, add Welcome to Level Seven http://WelcometoLevelSeven.com/ * Under General, add The Productive Woman http://TheProductiveWoman.com/ * Under Religion Inspiration, add Are You Just Watching? http://AreYouJustWatching.com/ * Under Technology, add The Audacity to Podcast http://TheAudacitytoPodcast.com/ * Enter your name and email address * Choose whether you're a listener, podcaster, or both * Click Submit Click here to sign up for reminders to vote (http://noodle.mx/podcastawards).

 Hugging Makes Me Goofy – tRN199 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 37:38

Hugging Makes Me Goofy – tRN199 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast

 The Alarm Is Loud – tRN198 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 37:13

The Alarm Is Loud – tRN198 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast

 Release Mommy Duck – tRN197 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 45:13

Release Mommy Duck – tRN197 - the Ramen Noodle - family-friendly clean comedy podcast

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