Proudly Resents: The cult movie podcast show

Proudly Resents: The cult movie podcast

Summary: “Proudly Resents,” on itunes, Stitcher and ProudlyResents.com – the cult movie podcast, has been going for over a year. We talk about the best in bad movies w/ comics like Steve Agee, Jimmy Pardo, Al Madrigal, Chris Gore, Rob Schrab and writers from “The Daily Show,” “Colbert Report” & “Conan.” We talk to the people behind the scenes Tommy Wiseau from “The Room” actors from “Troll2,” “Pluto Nash,” Uwe Boll’s films, “Dirty Love” and the founder of the Razzies. “Proudly Resents” also had the exclusive interview with the man who claims he secretly directed the worst movie of all time, “The Room.”

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 “Boy Meets Girl” Director Eric Schaeffer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 46:58

Filmmaker Eric Schaeffer makes a return visit (via Skype) to talk about his new transgender romcom “Boy Meets Girl.” Eric also discusses the failure of Kickstarter, Shooting Vermont as Kentucky, cyber sex with strangers and I bust him for ignoring what I told him to do when I produced him on a talk show. His other works include, “Fall,” “After Fall Winter” and the TV shows “Gravity” and “They’re Out of the Business.” Check out the screenings near you! WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS DIRTY! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! SYNOPSIS Boy Meets Girl is a tender, poignant, sexy, romantic coming of age romantic comedy about three twenty-somethings living in Kentucky: Robby, (Michael Welch, Twilight) and his best friend since childhood, Ricky, a gorgeous transgender girl, have never dated.  Lamenting the lack of eligible bachelors, Ricky finds herself attracted to a girl she meets in the coffee shop where she works. Francesca is a beautiful young debutante waiting for her Marine fiancé to return from the war. Ricky and Francesca strike up a friendship, and maybe a little more, which forces Robby to face his true feelings for Ricky. This is a sex/human positive modern fable and identification with its story and themes cross all gender and sexual orientation lines. DIRECTOR’S STATEMENT I’m passionate about breaking the mold of sexual and emotional convention in the pursuit of creating more unity in our increasingly fractured world. Being a ‘straight man,’ albeit one who admits to many things most straight men don’t, and living my life with a colorful spectrum of sexual and emotional tastes, desires and behaviors that don’t always seem to be accepted, I feel a duty to portray characters in my films who, like myself, admit to and accept without condition the parts of themselves and others that can be best described and must start being labeled as one thing and one thing only: human.  That is why I make any film. That is why I was inspired to make this romantic comedy.  I hope it’s meaningful to you. Peace and All Love, Eric Here’s the first interview with Eric. The Director of “If Lucy Fell” and “My Life’s In Turnaround,” Eric Schaeffer, talks about life as an indie director. How he went from cabbie to indie darling and back again. (Not really back, but it sounded good.) He addresses The fall out he had with his partner and the reunion. Also sex in his films, casting and we even get a cameo from his mom. Eric Schaeffer and Frank Conniff live talking about “Birdemic.”   

 “Boy Meets Girl” Director Eric Schaeffer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 46:58

Filmmaker Eric Schaeffer makes a return visit (via Skype) to talk about his new transgender romcom “Boy Meets Girl.” Eric also discusses the failure of Kickstarter, Shooting Vermont as Kentucky, cyber sex with strangers and I bust him for ignoring what I told him to do when I produced him on a talk show. His other works include, “Fall,” “After Fall Winter” and the TV shows “Gravity” and “They’re Out of the Business.” Check out the screenings near you! WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS DIRTY! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! SYNOPSIS Boy Meets Girl is a tender, poignant, sexy, romantic coming of age romantic comedy about three twenty-somethings living in Kentucky: Robby, (Michael Welch, Twilight) and his best friend since childhood, Ricky, a gorgeous transgender girl, have never dated.  Lamenting the lack of eligible bachelors, Ricky finds herself attracted to a girl she meets in the coffee shop where she works. Francesca is a beautiful young debutante waiting for her Marine fiancé to return from the war. Ricky and Francesca strike up a friendship, and maybe a little more, which forces Robby to face his true feelings for Ricky. This is a sex/human positive modern fable and identification with its story and themes cross all gender and sexual orientation lines. DIRECTOR’S STATEMENT I’m passionate about breaking the mold of sexual and emotional convention in the pursuit of creating more unity in our increasingly fractured world. Being a ‘straight man,’ albeit one who admits to many things most straight men don’t, and living my life with a colorful spectrum of sexual and emotional tastes, desires and behaviors that don’t always seem to be accepted, I feel a duty to portray characters in my films who, like myself, admit to and accept without condition the parts of themselves and others that can be best described and must start being labeled as one thing and one thing only: human.  That is why I make any film. That is why I was inspired to make this romantic comedy.  I hope it’s meaningful to you. Peace and All Love, Eric Here’s the first interview with Eric. The Director of “If Lucy Fell” and “My Life’s In Turnaround,” Eric Schaeffer, talks about life as an indie director. How he went from cabbie to indie darling and back again. (Not really back, but it sounded good.) He addresses The fall out he had with his partner and the reunion. Also sex in his films, casting and we even get a cameo from his mom. Eric Schaeffer and Frank Conniff live talking about “Birdemic.”   

 The Razzies: Kirk Cameron Vs. Michael Bay | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:15

What’s the only way Nic Cage and “Saving Christmas” can win an award this year?  The Razzies.  John Wilson and his Golden Raspberry Awards celebrate the worst movies of the year.  The new Razzie nominees are in! John join us to talk about his favorite nominees this year and in the past. He reveals which celebrities have a sense of humor and who can’t take the heat. John also tells us about his “politically correct” change, the new category that everyone will love and some of the best/worst movies ever. Here are the 2015 Razzie nominees:   Worst Picture – “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – “Left Behind” – “The Legend of Hercules” – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – “Transformers: Age of Extinction” Worst Actor – Nicolas Cage, “Left Behind” – Kirk Cameron, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – Kellan Lutz, “The Legend of Hercules” – Seth MacFarlane, “A Million Ways to Die in the West” – Adam Sandler, “Blended” Worst Actress – Drew Barrymore, “Blended” – Cameron Diaz, “The Other Woman,” “Sex Tape” – Melissa McCarthy, “Tammy” – Charlize Theron, “A Million Ways to Die in the West” – Gaia Weiss, “The Legend of Hercules” Worst Supporting Actress – Cameron Diaz, “Annie” – Megan Fox, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – Nicola Peltz, “Transformers: Age of Extinction” – Brigitte Ridenour, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – Susan Sarandon, “Tammy” Razzie Redeemer Award – Ben Affleck – Jennifer Aniston – Mike Myers – Keanu Reeves – Kristen Stewart Worst Supporting Actor – Mel Gibson, “The Expendables 3” – Kelsey Grammer, “The Expendables 3,” “Legends of Oz,” “Think Like a Man Too,” “Transformers: Age of Extinction” – Shaquille O’Neal, “Blended” – Arnold Schwarzenegger, “The Expendables 3” – Kiefer Sutherland, “Pompeii” Worst Director – Michael Bay, “Transformers: Age of Extinction” – Darren Doane, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – Renny Harlin, “The Legend of Hercules” – Jonathan Liebesman, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – Seth MacFarlane, “A Million Ways To Die in the West” Worst Screen Combo – Kirk Cameron and his ego, “Saving Christmas” – Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron, “A Million Ways to Die in the West” – Any two robots, actors (or robotic actors), “Transformers” – Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel, “Sex Tape” – Kellan Lutz and either his abs, pecs or glutes, “Legend of Hercules” Worst Screenplay – “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – “Left Behind” – “Sex Tape” – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – “Transformers: Age of Extinction” Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel – “Annie” – “Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt?”

 The Razzies: Kirk Cameron Vs. Michael Bay | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:15

What’s the only way Nic Cage and “Saving Christmas” can win an award this year?  The Razzies.  John Wilson and his Golden Raspberry Awards celebrate the worst movies of the year.  The new Razzie nominees are in! John join us to talk about his favorite nominees this year and in the past. He reveals which celebrities have a sense of humor and who can’t take the heat. John also tells us about his “politically correct” change, the new category that everyone will love and some of the best/worst movies ever. Here are the 2015 Razzie nominees:   Worst Picture – “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – “Left Behind” – “The Legend of Hercules” – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – “Transformers: Age of Extinction” Worst Actor – Nicolas Cage, “Left Behind” – Kirk Cameron, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – Kellan Lutz, “The Legend of Hercules” – Seth MacFarlane, “A Million Ways to Die in the West” – Adam Sandler, “Blended” Worst Actress – Drew Barrymore, “Blended” – Cameron Diaz, “The Other Woman,” “Sex Tape” – Melissa McCarthy, “Tammy” – Charlize Theron, “A Million Ways to Die in the West” – Gaia Weiss, “The Legend of Hercules” Worst Supporting Actress – Cameron Diaz, “Annie” – Megan Fox, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – Nicola Peltz, “Transformers: Age of Extinction” – Brigitte Ridenour, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – Susan Sarandon, “Tammy” Razzie Redeemer Award – Ben Affleck – Jennifer Aniston – Mike Myers – Keanu Reeves – Kristen Stewart Worst Supporting Actor – Mel Gibson, “The Expendables 3” – Kelsey Grammer, “The Expendables 3,” “Legends of Oz,” “Think Like a Man Too,” “Transformers: Age of Extinction” – Shaquille O’Neal, “Blended” – Arnold Schwarzenegger, “The Expendables 3” – Kiefer Sutherland, “Pompeii” Worst Director – Michael Bay, “Transformers: Age of Extinction” – Darren Doane, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – Renny Harlin, “The Legend of Hercules” – Jonathan Liebesman, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – Seth MacFarlane, “A Million Ways To Die in the West” Worst Screen Combo – Kirk Cameron and his ego, “Saving Christmas” – Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron, “A Million Ways to Die in the West” – Any two robots, actors (or robotic actors), “Transformers” – Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel, “Sex Tape” – Kellan Lutz and either his abs, pecs or glutes, “Legend of Hercules” Worst Screenplay – “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” – “Left Behind” – “Sex Tape” – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” – “Transformers: Age of Extinction” Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel – “Annie” – “Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt?”

 “Celebrity Apprentice” Ft. Captain Combover | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 36:34

            Nicko proudly resents the latest season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” NBC is burning off this left over reality show as fast as they can. Nicko and I tear apart the show and get at each other.  WARNING – This episode contains ADULT LANGUAGE! We go through episode 1-3 in no time at all.  The cast includes: Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson, TV personality Leeza Gibbons, actor Lorenzo Lamas, musician Kevin Jonas, Olympic snowboarder Jamie Anderson, retired baseball player Johnny Damon, actress Vivica A. Fox, news personality Geraldo Rivera, reality star Kate Gosselin, actor Ian Ziering, former NFL star Terrell Owens, comedian Gilbert Gottfried, “Deadliest Catch” star Sig Hansen, “Real Housewives” star Brandi Glanville, actress Keisha Knight Pulliam, and reality star Kenya Moore. Watch the show here.  FROM NBC.COM ABOUT THE SHOW Donald Trump is back for a brand new season of “The Celebrity Apprentice.” This is the seventh installment of “The Celebrity Apprentice” and the 14th season of “The Apprentice” series. This season, join 16 all-new business-savvy celebrity contestants as they try to raise money and awareness for their charity of choice. The last person standing will be chosen as this season’s Celebrity Apprentice and have the honor of delivering a $250,000 bonus check to their designated charity. Every week, the celebrity contestants will work in two teams – each under the guidance of a designated project manager – to compete in business-driven tasks around New York City by using their fame, along with their proven business acumen, to win challenges. Contestants are subjected to long hours, grueling deadlines, intellectual challenges, personality clashes and intense scrutiny under the careful watch of Donald Trump and his advisors. Certain challenges encourage contestants to reach out to their network of celebrity contacts for assistance or donations, leading to surprise visits by some of the world’s biggest stars and pop culture icons. Each task will end in the boardroom, where contestants must account for their actions and be judged by Trump and his advisors. Returning this season are Trump’s children and colleagues, Ivanka, Donald Jr. and Eric, as well as surprise guests along the way.  

 "New Year's Eve" The Movie! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

New Year’s Eve ft. Robert De Niro, Halle Berry, Ashton Kutcher and other huge stars, that owed the late great director Garry Marshal a favor, make extended cameos in this big screen “Love Boat.” Mike Spiegelman (my big bro) and I take down “New Year’s Eve,” the semi-sequel to “Valentine’s Day” (or pre-quel if you go by the calendar). “New Year’s Eve” earned five Razzie Award nominations: Worst Picture, Worst Director (Garry Marshall), Worst Actress (Sarah Jessica Parker), Worst Screenplay and Worst Screen Ensemble,[15] losing all to Adam Sandler‘s Jack and Jill. As usual, I mangle words and names. Tweet us the mangled english you caught from Mike and I. @proudlyresents @spiegelmania. more about New Year’s Eve from IMDB When Seth and Hailey are at the Restaurant and he is about to surprise Hailey with a unexpected kiss, her head is turned away talking and when she turns back towards Seth her lips are already puckered up expecting the kiss. New Year’s Eve Continuity  The list of resolutions Ingrid first holds up to Paul is different from the one Paul reads the second time. The Marriott Marquis Theatre marquee switches back and forth between the Donny and Marie Osmond Christmas show and the musical Wonderland. The Osmond Christmas show closed January 2, 2011 and Wonderland opened April 17, 2011. During the speech from Sam’s mother, she is holding the dog iPod. Switching between shots she is holding him up to her shoulder, while in the next shot she is holding the dog in her arms. The chocolate that Laura spits out into the kitchen cloth disappears when she turns around to face Jensen. The cloth is shown neatly folded beside her instead with no signs of the chocolate. When Laura is tossing eggs at the poster of Jensen, her chef coat is open, closed and then is open again. Elise starts her appearance as backup singer for Jensen with black nail polish. In her rendition of Auld Lang Syne she is wearing white nail polish.   The placement of the striped kitchen cloth and the white bowl of chocolate changes after Laura turns around to face Jensen. When in the elevator, Elise tries to convince Randy to have their own party. While he is sitting, he pushes up his left sleeve twice. Crew or equipment visible  When Hailey runs away from home and Kim follows her to the subway, the crew and camera can be seen in the reflection of the subway train as it pulls away. 4 of 6 found this interesting | Share this New Year’s Eve Errors in geography  When Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer) and Paul (Zac Efron) are driving east on the 59th street bridge the Manhattan Skyline is incorrect. You would have to be driving west to see this view. New Year’s Eve Factual errors  When Sam crashes his car into a snow drift, the airbags deploy individually, several seconds after impact, and they stay inflated. In an actual crash, they’d deploy instantly and simultaneously then deflate. New Year’s Eve Revealing mistakes  In the hospital, Tess is seen touching her stomach – it is obviously padded,

 "New Year's Eve" The Movie! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

New Year’s Eve ft. Robert De Niro, Halle Berry, Ashton Kutcher and other huge stars, that owed the late great director Garry Marshal a favor, make extended cameos in this big screen “Love Boat.” Mike Spiegelman (my big bro) and I take down “New Year’s Eve,” the semi-sequel to “Valentine’s Day” (or pre-quel if you go by the calendar). “New Year’s Eve” earned five Razzie Award nominations: Worst Picture, Worst Director (Garry Marshall), Worst Actress (Sarah Jessica Parker), Worst Screenplay and Worst Screen Ensemble,[15] losing all to Adam Sandler‘s Jack and Jill. As usual, I mangle words and names. Tweet us the mangled english you caught from Mike and I. @proudlyresents @spiegelmania. more about New Year’s Eve from IMDB When Seth and Hailey are at the Restaurant and he is about to surprise Hailey with a unexpected kiss, her head is turned away talking and when she turns back towards Seth her lips are already puckered up expecting the kiss. New Year’s Eve Continuity  The list of resolutions Ingrid first holds up to Paul is different from the one Paul reads the second time. The Marriott Marquis Theatre marquee switches back and forth between the Donny and Marie Osmond Christmas show and the musical Wonderland. The Osmond Christmas show closed January 2, 2011 and Wonderland opened April 17, 2011. During the speech from Sam’s mother, she is holding the dog iPod. Switching between shots she is holding him up to her shoulder, while in the next shot she is holding the dog in her arms. The chocolate that Laura spits out into the kitchen cloth disappears when she turns around to face Jensen. The cloth is shown neatly folded beside her instead with no signs of the chocolate. When Laura is tossing eggs at the poster of Jensen, her chef coat is open, closed and then is open again. Elise starts her appearance as backup singer for Jensen with black nail polish. In her rendition of Auld Lang Syne she is wearing white nail polish.   The placement of the striped kitchen cloth and the white bowl of chocolate changes after Laura turns around to face Jensen. When in the elevator, Elise tries to convince Randy to have their own party. While he is sitting, he pushes up his left sleeve twice. Crew or equipment visible  When Hailey runs away from home and Kim follows her to the subway, the crew and camera can be seen in the reflection of the subway train as it pulls away. 4 of 6 found this interesting | Share this New Year’s Eve Errors in geography  When Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer) and Paul (Zac Efron) are driving east on the 59th street bridge the Manhattan Skyline is incorrect. You would have to be driving west to see this view. New Year’s Eve Factual errors  When Sam crashes his car into a snow drift, the airbags deploy individually, several seconds after impact, and they stay inflated. In an actual crash, they’d deploy instantly and simultaneously then deflate. New Year’s Eve Revealing mistakes  In the hospital, Tess is seen touching her stomach – it is obviously padded,

 “Theodore Rex” Extincts! (It stinks) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 38:32

My big bro Mike Spiegelman insist we watch the biggest mistake in Whoopi Goldberg’s career and she named herself “Whoopi Goldberg.” “Theodore Rex” is  a kid’s film with bad dinosaur costumes and shoot outs. Buy Mike’s joke book here. For 99 cents It’s the future – and Whoopi is a cop with a dinosaur partner. What else do you need? Plot, jokes, production value? Naw. From Wikipedia –   Though Whoopi Goldberg had made a verbal agreement to star in the film in October 1992 she attempted to back out. Abramson filed a $20 million lawsuit against Goldberg, which they settled very quickly. Goldberg agreed to star in the film for $7 million, ]$2 million more than the originally agreed-upon amount. One of the attorneys on the case described this as being similar to the legal battle of Kim Basinger when she backed out of the film Boxing Helena. Watch the movie below:

 “Theodore Rex” Extincts! (It stinks) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 38:32

My big bro Mike Spiegelman insist we watch the biggest mistake in Whoopi Goldberg’s career and she named herself “Whoopi Goldberg.” “Theodore Rex” is  a kid’s film with bad dinosaur costumes and shoot outs. Buy Mike’s joke book here. For 99 cents It’s the future – and Whoopi is a cop with a dinosaur partner. What else do you need? Plot, jokes, production value? Naw. From Wikipedia –   Though Whoopi Goldberg had made a verbal agreement to star in the film in October 1992 she attempted to back out. Abramson filed a $20 million lawsuit against Goldberg, which they settled very quickly. Goldberg agreed to star in the film for $7 million, ]$2 million more than the originally agreed-upon amount. One of the attorneys on the case described this as being similar to the legal battle of Kim Basinger when she backed out of the film Boxing Helena. Watch the movie below:

 “Samurai Cop” – Matt Hannon Tells All | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:03:50

“Samurai Cop” cop star, Matt Hannon,  sat at my dining room table for a candid, fascinating interview. Find out some of the shooting secrets to some of the great scenes. Why was Matt wearing a woman’s wig in parts of the film? Was Matt dead? And for how long? Matt opens up about his two real life felony convictions. Between shooting “Samurai Cop” and the eventual sequel Matt went to prison twice. He’s open up to what happened. Listen to our review of the film from back in the day! What’s with the dialogue? And why did Matt break my dining room chair? Don’t lean back on a wooden chair, dude! Matt also talks about being Sylvester Stallone’s body guard, and opens up about his life of crime. Give to the Kickstarter for “Samurai Cop 2!” Thanks to Greg and Cinema Epoch. Matt talks about being jealous of Sylvester Stallone. Mat was Stallone’s body-guard, but he dreamed of being the star. He finally got the chance. No one ever thought this film would see the light of day.. and it almost didn’t. Matt tells us the unusual story of the movie’s discovery. Former bodyguard to Sylvester Stallone. Ran a video store straight out of high school for three years. Once worked in loss prevention for Sears in which he would watch the CCTV screens for shoplifters. Imagined that he’d become the next John Candy instead of becoming an action star. Also does stand-up comedy. Father of Courtney Karedas.   Transcript of the famous nurse scene: Nurse: Do you like what you see? Joe Marshall, (the samurai cop): I love what I see. Nurse: Would you like to touch what you see? Joe Marshall: Yes. Yes I would. Nurse: Would you like to go out with me? Joe Marshall: Uh, yes I would. Nurse: Would you like to fuck me? Joe Marshall: Bingo. Nurse: Well then let’s see what you’ve got… [investigates his bulge] Nurse: Doesn’t interest me. Nothing there. Joe Marshall: Nothing there? Just exactly what would interest you, something the size of a jumbo jet? Nurse: Have you been circumcised? Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yeah I have, why? Nurse: Your doctor must have cut a large portion off. Joe Marshall: No uh, he was a, he was a good doctor. Nurse: Good doctors make mistakes too, that’s why they have insurance. Joe Marshall: [getting closer to her] Hey… don’t worry. I got enough. It’s big. Nurse: I want bigger.

 “Samurai Cop” – Matt Hannon Tells All | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:03:50

“Samurai Cop” cop star, Matt Hannon,  sat at my dining room table for a candid, fascinating interview. Find out some of the shooting secrets to some of the great scenes. Why was Matt wearing a woman’s wig in parts of the film? Was Matt dead? And for how long? Matt opens up about his two real life felony convictions. Between shooting “Samurai Cop” and the eventual sequel Matt went to prison twice. He’s open up to what happened. Listen to our review of the film from back in the day! What’s with the dialogue? And why did Matt break my dining room chair? Don’t lean back on a wooden chair, dude! Matt also talks about being Sylvester Stallone’s body guard, and opens up about his life of crime. Give to the Kickstarter for “Samurai Cop 2!” Thanks to Greg and Cinema Epoch. Matt talks about being jealous of Sylvester Stallone. Mat was Stallone’s body-guard, but he dreamed of being the star. He finally got the chance. No one ever thought this film would see the light of day.. and it almost didn’t. Matt tells us the unusual story of the movie’s discovery. Former bodyguard to Sylvester Stallone. Ran a video store straight out of high school for three years. Once worked in loss prevention for Sears in which he would watch the CCTV screens for shoplifters. Imagined that he’d become the next John Candy instead of becoming an action star. Also does stand-up comedy. Father of Courtney Karedas.   Transcript of the famous nurse scene: Nurse: Do you like what you see? Joe Marshall, (the samurai cop): I love what I see. Nurse: Would you like to touch what you see? Joe Marshall: Yes. Yes I would. Nurse: Would you like to go out with me? Joe Marshall: Uh, yes I would. Nurse: Would you like to fuck me? Joe Marshall: Bingo. Nurse: Well then let’s see what you’ve got… [investigates his bulge] Nurse: Doesn’t interest me. Nothing there. Joe Marshall: Nothing there? Just exactly what would interest you, something the size of a jumbo jet? Nurse: Have you been circumcised? Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yeah I have, why? Nurse: Your doctor must have cut a large portion off. Joe Marshall: No uh, he was a, he was a good doctor. Nurse: Good doctors make mistakes too, that’s why they have insurance. Joe Marshall: [getting closer to her] Hey… don’t worry. I got enough. It’s big. Nurse: I want bigger. [walks away]

 Jay Leno’s Buddy Cop Film | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:54

“Collision Course” (1989) was an attempt to capitalize on the matinée idol, Jay Leno and teen heart-throb, Pat Morita. Jim Wise (writer “Mad TV,” “Tonight Show With Jay Leno”) recaps with me this cop movie disaster. Jim also talks about the Denzel Washington copflop “Ricochet.” Plot of Collision Course: A Japanese investigator (Morita) and a Detroit cop (Leno) team up to track down a stolen prototype turbocharger. Watch Trailer below!   Corrections: Denzel Washington & Bob Hoskins were in  Heart Condition Cry the Beloved Country plot (From IMDB) South African church minister Steven Kumalo is summoned from his village to Johannesburg. There he finds that his son Absolom has been jailed in connection with a robbery in which a white man was killed. The father of the white man, James Jarvis, is a supporter of apartheid, the separation of the races which is the law of South Africa. When they encounter each other, both Kumalo and Jarvis come to unexpected realizations not only about their sons, but about the nature of their own humanity.Written by Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>  

 Jay Leno’s Buddy Cop Film | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:54

“Collision Course” (1989) was an attempt to capitalize on the matinée idol, Jay Leno and teen heart-throb, Pat Morita. Jim Wise (writer “Mad TV,” “Tonight Show With Jay Leno”) recaps with me this cop movie disaster. Jim also talks about the Denzel Washington copflop “Ricochet.” Plot of Collision Course: A Japanese investigator (Morita) and a Detroit cop (Leno) team up to track down a stolen prototype turbocharger. Watch Trailer below!   Corrections: Denzel Washington & Bob Hoskins were in  Heart Condition Cry the Beloved Country plot (From IMDB) South African church minister Steven Kumalo is summoned from his village to Johannesburg. There he finds that his son Absolom has been jailed in connection with a robbery in which a white man was killed. The father of the white man, James Jarvis, is a supporter of apartheid, the separation of the races which is the law of South Africa. When they encounter each other, both Kumalo and Jarvis come to unexpected realizations not only about their sons, but about the nature of their own humanity.Written by Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>  

 The Fantastic 4 Marvel Won’t let You to See | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

UPDATE: /Film just announced a new “Family friendly” version is in the works! The Fantastic 4 (1994) was hidden. Listen to the inside scoop on the infamous Roger Corman “Fantastic 4.” It was a movie no one was supposed to see. The prints were burned. Who leaked it? Why would a company want to make a movie just to shelve it? Chris Gore was the editor of “Film Threat” magazine. He did a cover story about the production – not knowing the film was doomed. DOOMED! Chris give his insight on this blockbuster bootleg. Everything you ever wanted (or not wanted) to know about the early ’90s feature film. Gore is a movie/comic book nut. So he goes off on fun tangents about all things nerdy. Luckily for us, being nerdy is in now. I know Chris Gore was on before talking about The Fantastic 4 movie, but I wanted him to get into more details. So to my brother who called me out on having Chris Gore talk about the movie twice, lean back and learn more. Here’s some background onThe Fantastic 4 from Wikipedia: n 1983, German producer Bernd Eichinger met with Marvel Comics‘ Stan Lee at Lee’s Los Angeles home to explore obtaining an option for a movie based on theFantastic Four.  The option was not available until three years later, when Eichinger’s Neue Constantin film company obtained it for a price the producer called “not enormous” and which has been estimated to be $250,000.  Despite some interest from Warner Bros. and Columbia Pictures, budget concerns precluded any production, and with the option scheduled to expire on December 31, 1992, Neue Constantin asked Marvel for an extension. With none forthcoming, Eichinger planned to retain his option by producing a low-budget Fantastic Four film, reasoning, he said in 2005, “They didn’t say I had to make a big movie.”  In September 1992, he teamed with B-movie specialist Roger Corman, who agreed to produce the film on a $1 million budget. Production of Fantastic 4 began on December 28, 1992 under music video director Oley Sassone. Storyboards were drawn by artist Pete Von Sholly.  The 21-day or 25-day production was shot on the Concorde Pictures sound stage in Venice, California, as well as in Agoura, California for a spacecraft-crash scene, the Loyola Marymount campus for a lab-explosion scene, and the former

 The Fantastic 4 Marvel Won’t let You to See | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 48:40

UPDATE: /Film just announced a new “Family friendly” version is in the works! The Fantastic 4 (1994) was hidden. Listen to the inside scoop on the infamous Roger Corman “Fantastic 4.” It was a movie no one was supposed to see. The prints were burned. Who leaked it? Why would a company want to make a movie just to shelve it? Chris Gore was the editor of “Film Threat” magazine. He did a cover story about the production – not knowing the film was doomed. DOOMED! Chris give his insight on this blockbuster bootleg. Everything you ever wanted (or not wanted) to know about the early ’90s feature film. Gore is a movie/comic book nut. So he goes off on fun tangents about all things nerdy. Luckily for us, being nerdy is in now. I know Chris Gore was on before talking about The Fantastic 4 movie, but I wanted him to get into more details. So to my brother who called me out on having Chris Gore talk about the movie twice, lean back and learn more. Here’s some background onThe Fantastic 4 from Wikipedia: n 1983, German producer Bernd Eichinger met with Marvel Comics‘ Stan Lee at Lee’s Los Angeles home to explore obtaining an option for a movie based on theFantastic Four.  The option was not available until three years later, when Eichinger’s Neue Constantin film company obtained it for a price the producer called “not enormous” and which has been estimated to be $250,000.  Despite some interest from Warner Bros. and Columbia Pictures, budget concerns precluded any production, and with the option scheduled to expire on December 31, 1992, Neue Constantin asked Marvel for an extension. With none forthcoming, Eichinger planned to retain his option by producing a low-budget Fantastic Four film, reasoning, he said in 2005, “They didn’t say I had to make a big movie.”  In September 1992, he teamed with B-movie specialist Roger Corman, who agreed to produce the film on a $1 million budget. Production of Fantastic 4 began on December 28, 1992 under music video director Oley Sassone. Storyboards were drawn by artist Pete Von Sholly.  The 21-day or 25-day production was shot on the Concorde Pictures sound stage in Venice, California, as well as in Agoura, California for a spacecraft-crash scene, the Loyola Marymount campus for a lab-explosion scene, and the former

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