THE MONK JUNKET with Suzzanne Monk

The real news delivered by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the aftermath of the Reno air show disaster.  Libby Rawl strikes out at the GOP over their cries of class warfare, Conzer Votive cries class warfare.  We debate the president's new plan and the Buffet rule.  Hamesh reports on the Iranian hikers and the new Iranian prisoners, Yemeni violence, turban bombs in Afghanistan and much more.  Plus, 2 death penalty cases in court, the end of DADT, a Palestinian note to the UN and Sea World, killer whales and bad, bad press.  Don't miss the news!!

The real news of the day brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice surprises us with a gossip story.  Libby Rawl is fired up to pass Obama's jobs bill, Conzer Votive is all burned up over Obama's dealings with green companies.  We debate the Solyndra loan and the solar company's bankruptcy and FBI investigation.  Hamesh informs us about a strong TB strain, the condition of the Iranian hikers and their possible freedom, and the Norwegian cruise ship fire.  Plus, the REAL American Jobs Act filed by representative Ghomert, Casey Anthony's bill to Florida, LGBT News and my opinion on a little rat smell at CNN.  Don't miss this episode

All the real news, delivered by all imaginary people.  Beatrice updates us on the flooding in Pennsylvania.  Conzer recaps the GOP debate, Libby precaps Obama's job's speech.  We debate whether the speech will fix anything.  Hamesh fills us in on the latest from Syria, bombings in Kashmir, bomb plots in Germany, and the vast stockpiles if surface to air missiles being sold on the black market in Libya. Wallstreet Pete and Ticker discuss gold's wild ride and European troubles.  Plus an update on the Obamacare appeals, a Super Committee update, lobbyists getting their way and of course, my thoughts on the 9/11 memorials across the US and at Ground Zero.  Tune in for an earful of newsiness

The only real news show brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the NV IHOP shooting.  Libby Rawl rails against Bachman's plans for the Dept of Education.  Conzer Votive brings up Obama's low poll numbers.  We debate the financial crisis at the US Post Office.  Hamesh updates us on Gadhaffi, Yemen, Pakistan, Somalia, and Japan, many disasters.  We discuss the Obama drawdown numbers in Iraq, the lobbyists working for the Super Committee and the out of control TX wildfires, plus the 2nd Amendment and the Tea Party in high school.  A big news day, glad to be back

The only real news show brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice shakes up the Top Story with the latest on US Earthquakes.  Libby Rawl uses the earthquake to oppose nuclear power plants.  Conzer Votive complains that Obama golfs why the country is shaken.  We debate the administration's suggestion to end some regulations slowing down business...really.  Hamesh updates us on Syria, Turkish attacks on Kurds, South Sudan violence, and a death at the top of Yemen's leadership.  We review recent Libyan developments as rebels close in, we discuss the violence threatening the Israeli-Egyptian peace, look at the Iranian hiker case, rail about DSK's victory and get very upset about new gun laws created by the same idiots who brought you Fast and Furious.  Jam packed of news, all new sponsors and more.  Do NOT miss this episode

The one and only news show brought to  you by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the slow pace of the Van Der Sloot trial.  Libby Rawl balks at Bachman's $2 gas problem.  Conzer Votive mocks Obama's poll numbers.  We debate Ron Paul's lack of media coverage.  Hamesh reports on Chavez's takeover of gold reserves, Russian bickering, Soros's suggestion for a German fiscal takeover, Egypt's ongoing protests, and Turkey's bombing of the Kurds.  We discuss attacks in Israel, and the gear up for war with Syria.  Plus Sheen's upcoming roast, and Big Brother's solution to flash mobs

The real news brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice brings her British insights to the London riots.  Libby Rawl and Conzer Votive are both riled up about Rick Perry, in a bad way and a good way.  We debate who's to blame for the US credit downgrade by S8P.  Hamesh reports on the worsening Syrian situation, Iran and Libya mocking the British riots, the drought and violence in Somalia and the devastation it is causing and the release of the names of the 30 US servicemen (17 were Navy Seals) shot down in Afghanistan.  Plus, an update on the sad state of Florida and Casey Anthony, the 12 Super Committee members are picked, and a Super Shout Out to friend of the show, Dan Miller.  Tune in and get laughing at the news

The real news of the day brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the Warren Jeff's conviction.  Libby Rawl makes the case that the Democrats won the debt debate, and Conzer Votive brings proof that Tim Geitner's not quitting.  We debate the FAA funding deal in the Senate.  Hamesh reports on the transfer of the Libyan Embassy in the US, the cat problem at the US embassy in Kabul, the growing problem in Syria and the Mubarek "cage match" trial.  Wallstreet Pete and Ticker try to make sense of the market's 512 point drop.  Plus new segments on the Super Committee (booooo) and an epic Adventures in Politics, the Tea Party meets the NAACP.  Tune in and find out what happened

The real news brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on Gabby Gifford's return to Congress.  Libby is excited about the IL Dream Act passing.  Conzer is complaining that Tim Geitner hasn't quit.  We debate the new Super Congress.  Hamesh discusses the recent attacks in Afghanistan, Iraq and Somalia, China's new aircraft carrier and the deteriorating situation in Syria.  Plus we discuss the downgrade of the US credit rating last week by Weiss, Putin's take on our debt crisis, and the heat wave across America.  Plus the Junkety goodness you love.  Tune in

The real news brought to you by imaginary characters.  Today's show is a very special retropsective of exclusive interviews we've heard this year on the Monk Junket.  The Bronx Zoo Cobra, Mahesh the Escaped Tiger, members of the robot coalition, Ollie Garch, Icy the Snowman, the big guy Santa and more.  It's a whole episode of all the crazy interviews you loved, all in one place.  Tune in, relive and relaugh

The real news of the day, brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice breaks the heat wave story.  Libby Rawl bashes Allen West as a crybaby.  Conzer Votive bashes Contessa Brewer for sticking her foot in her mouth.  We all discuss the progress, or lack thereof, of the debt talks.  Hamesh reports on protests, Mubarek's one day coma, Libyan talks and poppy seed stashes.  WallStreet Pete and Ticker update us on the bullish market due to European debt news.  Plus freedom of speech in court, NASA's shuttle swan song, and the Chrysler bailout report card.  Plus all the junket-y other stuff that rocks, don't miss this episode!

Today's real news brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the Roger Clemens mistrial.  Libby Rawl calls out Rupert Murdoch on his News Corp scandal.  Conzer Votive complains about Obama's walking habits.  We debate more debt ceiling, UGH!  Hamesh reports on the violence in Mumbai and Karachi, Afghanistan funerals, Syrian quarrels and more.  Wallstreet Pete, the Market Pirate and Ticker try to inform us on the European debt crisis.  Plus fat kids and the nanny state, my lightbulbs, TSA tricks and the US Women's soccer team to play in finals.  Go USA!  Tune in and get your Junket on

The real news brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the Betty Ford funeral.  Libby Rawl rips into Michelle Bachman.  Conzer Votive accuses Obama of fear mongering on the debt ceiling crisis.  We debate the balanced budget amendment.  Hamesh gives us the latest on the World news stage, including the death of Ahmed Karzai.  We discuss the Light Bulb Act being debated on the Hill, ensuring light rights.  Plus Sister Wives go to court, Parenting.com is stupid, Caylee's law and more.  All the Junket fun you love!  Tune in

Real news, brought to you by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the shut down of The News of the World tabloid in Britain, owned by Rupert Murdoch.  Libby Rawl defends the poor, Conzer rails on the debt.  We discuss the American sentiment on the debt crisis.  Hamesh updates us on Yemen, Syria, Afghanistan and political murders in Guatemala.  New segment, Totally Outrageous, discusses the DSK case and how money impacts the case.  Plus, Gary Johnson wants to legalize pot, the ATF points fingers at the FBI and a man is killed by a bear.  He should have listened to the show, we'll discuss it all and more on this bear-y good episode.  Tune in

All the real news of the day delivered by imaginary people.  Beatrice reports on the Exxon oil spill in Yellowstone.  Libby accuses the GOP of being in bed in Wall Street.  Conzer discusses some alleged questionable fund raising by the Obama campaign.  We debate the sticking point in the debt ceiling issue, taxes.  Hamesh reports on Gadhaffi, Iran, Kenya, and the capsized boat.  We discuss the big news of the day, the Casey Anthony verdict, the Strauss-Kahn charges, widespread educator cheating on standardized tests in Atlanta, and all the Monk Junket stuff you love