Adventures in Irrationality

In which we discuss our kids teeth falling out, Eric’s dislike of curtains, if every moment is infinite, old Hanna Barbara cartoons we half-remember, Jeremy and Brock explain some Bible stories, the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Age of Apocalypse, and Death of Superman comic book events, nostalgia, geography, defunding the police, local sports, and movie sequels that are exactly the same as the original movies.

In which we discuss racism in Minnesota and Massachusetts, the protests and riots, a bit more about dog owners who don’t leash their dogs, thoughts on work and not doing it, the documentary Alone in the Woods, Elon Musk, mice in our homes, releasing predatory cats into society, and missing rites of passage in society.

In which we discuss turning our podcast into a college course, Portland Maine and Portland Oregon, Jeremy’s grandparents and Fort Kent, some quarantine stuff, Target vs Wal-Mart, if Eric is a hippie, and scary experiences on the subway.

In which we discuss to idea of no longer working, if the quarantine is a hoax (it isn’t), the political parties of animals, the wedding Jeremy’s son threw for his stuffed animals, the joy of doing things the longest way possible, vampire fruit, why Eric wants a hype man, and Jeremy is tired.

In which we discuss playlists we shared with each other, what we would discuss with twelve year old girls, opening things back up after quarantine, the number of pillows Eric has in his house, gross habits, hoarders, working, working smarter, overthinking, euthanizing farm animals, and the how we’ll fare in the coming revolution.

In which we discuss how Eric is doing quarantine right, Jeremy isn’t, the maximum number of people we could defend our home against, Jeremy’s dislike of dogs and dog owners, Sex Headaches and feeling like you’re going to die, making komucha, psychedelics, and feelings of social pressure.

In which we discuss why Eric is annoyed by Helen Hunt, Eric trying to find which Dave Chappelle special he didn’t like, household gender roles in the time of the coronavirus, Eric is in great shape and feels sort of ashamed, why we don’t like the prospect of going back to the office, our preferred work wardrobe, why Eric likes Adidas, clothes that change the way we feel about ourselves, if we believe in good death or bad death, nightmares, and the new recession.

In which we discuss old dude letting their dicks hang out at the Y, the proper order to get dressed, fear of death, psychedelics, lack of boredom, the return of roadtrips, what we’re looking forward to after the pandemic, issues with taking pills, and what we would do if we were bored.

In which we discuss learning other languages, finding pornography, what religion we’d choose to be if we were forced too, what we’re hoping to do an not do after the pandemic is over, Brock’s guns, and defending our homes.

In which we discuss Passover, toy lines we liked as kids, how we’re doing with lockdown, Eric losing it for a bit, Outlander and TV show anxiety, feelings of excitement about the pandemic,  uncertainty about the future, and how our poops have been going.

In which Brock is back and we discuss what we’ve been watching, how prostitutes are faring, our religious upbringing, what we’re going to do when it gets warm again, quarantine pants, the Presidential Race, how we picture Australia in our minds, and we discover just how White we are.

In which Brock joins us again and we discuss, obtaining provisions, Eric’s misunderstanding of how bounty hunters work, what to do with flour, social distancing, boredom, home schooling, and more.

In which we discuss the coronavirus, preparation for quarantine, how we’re faring staying inside, working from home, childcare at home, come up with a better design for a bidet/toilet, and the possible good things that could come out of all this.

In which we discuss how much we used to drink, how we never really had drunken hookups, how Eric first hooked up with his wife, Jeremy not wanting or being ready for hookups in college/grad school, how Jeremy met his wife, times when we tried really hard, and failed, to attract women, and The Strangest Secret in the World.

In which we discuss the poor design of testicles, the wonderful design of breasts, talking to old dudes, old people in homes, what’s going to happen to us when we’re old, things about our lives that our children are going to think are weird when they’re older, and Hintergedanken.