The Lighter Side Podcast with Bailey
Summary: Take one part everyday life and one part insane, asinine host and you get….The Lighter Side. Why does God hate amputees? Why do old people cross the street right when the cross signal turns red so they hold up traffic? And why do people care more if a skinny pretty woman dies as opposed to a fat ugly one? All this and more, much, much more will be covered by your host Bailey on The Lighter Side.
It's an extra fat show this time around because Bailey and Sara just couldn't shut up. Heart attack at the HeartAttack Grill! Priest killed by hitmen! The woman with the largest breasts deathwish! Model gives up career for Jesus! Tramp stamps! Fat people get hated on and Bailey tries to convince Sara to shove food in her....special place.
Whatever happened to Fast Times at Ridgemont High's, Phoebe Cates? You know, the girl who gave us the greatest nude scene EVER in cinema? Bailey goes on the hunt for the answer. Sara goes off about her oral skills and a shaft product she wants to buy so here poor little mouth don't get sore. Bailey explains why you should never go to Mexico and the show pays tribute to Whitney Houston.
Let's call this one, the "Sara Show". Sara came in with a bottle of champagne and three topics to cover- Jeremy Lin, online dating and gas prices. Does Bailey even get a word in? Found out and the show closes with a slick poem about a how people whore themselves for a dollar bill.
Bailey and Sara talk Kobe Bryant, cheating, Pre-nups and Sara explains to all you women how you're suppose to slut it up for your man. All that plus 15 year old Korean Adele closes the show.
Bailey and Sara tackle all the important topics of the day in honor of Martin Luther King Day. Jazzy Chazzy Bono is single. Sinead O' Conner's Jesus tattoo. Bailey and Sara's secret sex scenarios. Eating crack out of your brothers ass and Stanley Hudson from the Office......pop superstar? Believe it. It's all this episode of the LighterSide.
Bailey does an Asian. Well, he has one on his show. Long time friend Sara Lee drops by the show to test her podcasting skills. Together they cover- the woman that cut off her soon to be ex-husbands wiener, Howard Stern coming to America's Got Talent and nasty crap they use to make the foods you love. Should Sara be a a permanent part of the show? Tune in and find out.
After months away the Lighter Side is back!!! Bailey's back with his follow up show to his last one (the Virginity Show) and gives you the behind the scenes of what you didn't hear and stuff he left out because it was a madhouse. Plus here the next "Eminem"....sort of.
Who knew your first time could drag on for 14 years??? Well if your the host of the LighterSide Podcast, stupid stuff like this happens all the time. First off, we all know how a woman loses her virginity. You punch her friend, Hyman. But......at what point does a guy loses his virginity? The debate rages. And Bailey vents publicly about his first time and how insanity was born from this brief encounter last over 14 years and going strong. You got to hear it to believe it. It's a packed house for this special show. Chef Roger co-hosts.
Bailey finally did it. He went and got drunk and nobody was there to see it. But he recorded it though....just for you!!!!!! Listen to Bailey ramble on about the Rapture, the Macho Man and some other stuff only drunks think to talk about. As an added bonus, a week later sober Bailey tells you what happened after the recorder stopped.
It's the "R" wo"R"d show....."R"oyals, "R"oot Canals and "R"eta"R"ds. Bailey talks the "Royal" wedding, death and the "R"oot canal, Gaga is in t"R"ouble with Ta"R"d-ta"R"ds, a story on why guys "R" sickos and anothe"R" Netflix movie "R"eview.CLICK HERE AND PLEASE VOTE ONLINE fo"R" Bailey's child in 104.4 MyFM's Funny Kid Photo Contest!
It's a show with no name, no synopsis, no hope. Listen in and find out the mysteries behind the mind of Bailey in The Lighter Side Podcast!
On Episode 23 of the LighterSide, Bailey gets busted by his girlfriend doing something he wasn't doing........Fedor losing makes Bailey sad......Kevin Smith announces his retirement from movie making.........getting advice on SEX AND THE BABY YEARS......and a brand new feature on the show, the NETFLIX MOVIE MINUTE. Bailey reviews The King of Kong.
On show 22, find out what NOT to drop if you're a new father.........traveling with a hot young model might not be good for your health if that model is CRAZY........one time rocker Ted Nugent comments on his pal sexy Sarah Palin becoming President and it's funnier than you think.......and finally, a list of the things your kids will never grow up with.
Bailey interviews "Jackie of all trades," Gabbriella Gatto - Actress, massage therapist, temptress, former stripper, new stand-up comedian and whatever else she puts her hot little mind to. Part 2 of 2!
Bailey interviews "Jackie of all trades," Gabbriella Gatto - Actress, massage therapist, temptress, former stripper, new stand-up comedian and whatever else she puts her hot little mind to. They talk stripping, the joy/agony of big nipples, Bailey's hatred for all female comedians and Gabbriella is shocked by Bailey's sexual past.