Hosks Half Hour

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this Hosk Stand upburn those bra's and the knickers toodistrict ninewhose life is better - mine or a grouse random Hosk stuffWalking with the ducks News NuggetChanging lanes NowWill Mellor comes to BirminghamBoyzone get tattoopopping bubbles to treat cancer horrorThe cat woman from the moonsuperchick SongsCaptain Kirk is climbing the mountain mini mixTKDcross the roundabout on the 3rd exit - dance mix If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is -Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Hey my brothers from a different Mothers I had no episode at 11pm and then the Hosk burst into action and with a little help from his intergalactic friends he has got an episode together, it's because I'm a worker by day and a wild man by night. It also has some stand up type comedy about ET which I remember sending into BBC3 open mic competition. I can't believe they weren't interested in my intergalactic peado comedy. to download this weeks episode right click here Hosk Stand upET - He is a funny little fella isn't he?Film idea - ET2 - ET Strikes backimagine if you laid an egg! random Hosk stuffPeople have been searchingreviewing Robbie Williams new lyrics News NuggetPerfume for dogsman flashes arse to trick copsrecord finger nails broken!man had tag fitted to false leg Internet clipsHorror film - the mutationsnice pussyblack angusMortal Kombat trailerMortal Kombat funny quotes songsLeeroy Jenkins min mixCaptain Kirk is climbing a mounting, why is he climbing a mountain songsjohn holowach.com/http://www.johnholowach.com/ Artist - Chris Herberthttp://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.html If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 73 - Women are all different downstairsDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

To download the mp3 click here This weeks episode includes Fields full of cheese sun stories - three some leads to preggers A Hosk morale Dilemma new nugget - jail guarded by dummy odd song - Gulag news nugget - watch out for the peado cat The Best programming jokes The Geordie making song Liverpool potatos! You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

here is this weeks episode, click here to download we have lots of news nuggets, reports from the lattitude festival and the Arnold Rimmer song or play the video You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Welcome to a new episode, I have been away for a long time but now I am back click here to download the mp3 of this episode or press play on the video below this episode includes a mix of stuff, littering babies, breast touching dentists, the world backwords and the advice- Bacon is good for me. do slugs view snails with envy? do racing snails really exist. hey dog - I feel like some pickled onion monster munch. Music (not mine) Atlus http://www.altusmusic.ca/ John Holowach http://johnholowach.com/ you can also find his work for free here - http://www.archive.org/details/Sickness_in_the_World If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is Hosks Half Hour - Episode 84 - Bacon is good for me Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed Here is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTEYou can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

click here to download the mp3 this episode is live Hosk recording. It is the recording from Hoskday 2008. If you don't like to hear drunken people acting silly then I would give this episode a miss. and remember kids, booze makes you funny, clever and irresistible to the opposite sex the mp3 works but the video does not, I will fix it later Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/ If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which isHosks Half Hour - Episode 83 - Hoskday 2008 - The Three AmigosDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Here we go right click here for the mp3 Hosk Stand upswiss army knifeflies are fast but not fast enoughthe good the bad and the ugly random Hosk stuffTrimming your hedgefor your furry friendscurly wurly club biscuitsBusiness man -apprentice Hosk StoryHosk fights a one armed man News NuggetDrunken man stabbed in backwhat is the strongest tentacle of an octopuses SongsHosk song - Monkey MadnessThe muppets sing Queen Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/ If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is Hosks Half Hour - Episode 82 - The Good, The Bad and the one armedDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

This weeks title is a Google suggestion if you type in is it wrong. actually it's a great game, type in some stuff into google and then look at the suggestions!! it's a bit windy this week but hey the Hosk can't fight the elements. I also have some help from the mighty Shane Lee, he can only stand up 1 hour a day but he certainly makes the most of that hour!! right click here if you want to download the mp3 Hosk Stand upWhat do bankers get bonuses for?sun headlines - Jedward!Jack Dee the one trick ponyWhy are the banks shut on Wednesday's!why are the roads 20mph in Preston? random Hosk stuffWe have a number of clips from the mighty Shane Lee, hear him Roarexcept when he talks about the subject of peodo's News NuggetBritain's the ugliest in EuropeNew Warning on Perfect Vagina's What is google suggesting to you today? SongsHosk song - Geoff's Mum Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/ If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is -Hosks Half Hour - Episode 81 - When Shane Lee Beatboxes you listen Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

This week is Kelly inspired episode. What does that mean, well you will just have to listen to it to work out. There is a little bit of music from Chris Herbert and a little bit from me. right click here if you want the mp3 Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/ If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 80 - Friday afternoon is the longest afternoonDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour -http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunesYou can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I become a little bit obsessed with Beef Curtains this week, which isn't too bad you can download the mp3 by right clicking here Stand upHosk critique of Simon and Garfunkel songwho invented the term beef curtainsvarious beef curtain songsMorale Dilemma - Hosk StoryFull signature on card news nuggetsgiants breasts shock chinaBBC change humpty dumpty wordsman 112 marries teenager Hosk quickiesPublic service announcement - pulling fingerquestion - how long until sleepy time Internet stuffcommentry of the film outlawGervais, Pilkington and the other one - man with a chainsawhorror trailer - the creeping hand SongsHosk Song - Smoking Ducks featuring music from AtlusSimon and Garfunkel - percular man Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/ If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at the worst X Factor AuditionsDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunesYou can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this If you only down this on the weekend then there was an episode on Wednesday, which was pretty funny, so I would recommend you to check it out - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold! Hosk Stand upsun story - mum finds special film on son's mobileWeekly X factor rant - they said she was Whitney HThe Soap Mythbuster - one loves whilst the other hates random Hosk stuffbomb disposal van command respectNorthern man goes to the pond News Nuggetoutrage as sweet porn hits the marketeating biscuits is a dangerous business horrorcannibal girl SongsX Factor replyHosk drives off with book If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is -Hosks Half Hour - Episode 78 - When Biscuits AttackDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Good afternoon Hoskamons We have a bit of dating episode this week. Loyal listener Mr C sent pointed the Hosk towards a clip of some terrible dating videos and then I looked and found some of the worst dating video's out there. My favourite is this dude who says we could have a kid because kids can be good, they could bring us beer and food. I like the person who uses the term "man mouth". I also wrote recorded a story for my nephew and niece about the time I found an egg the size of a football, it's a true story because there are pictures and a newspaper cutting! Click here if you want to listen to that. to download this weeks episode right click here Hosk Stand upInternet Datingmorale Dilemma wouldn't be good if you could train your pets to steal thingspint of spunk random Hosk stuffa random Hosk song about Hosks Half HourThe office is completely empty! News NuggetWind up vibrator - earth angel. The sexy way to save the world85 pound fine for laughing whilst driving There is a league of Gentlemen clip as well, back in the day when the League of Gentleman were bloody funny dating clipsI'm very culturalheight is in the eye of the beholderI live at home but I'm still coolcome into the room, you are the wombwe can give the egg and sperm to your sister. It's about time to do the circle danceand others but I am too tired to type them out If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 75 - How to Play the Dating GameDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

It's time for a bit more X Factor fun, X Factor is show that makes the Hosk angry, angry like the Hulk. right click on the link to download this episode a link to this episode or click the play button Hosk ThoughtsJudge watch - Louis Walsh is the most evil judgeJudges watch - Cheryl ColeJudge watch - Danni (not Kylie) Minogue X Factor Stand uphave you got the X FactorX Factor is all about chosing popular songs news nuggetyou can't insult The Cowell even if they go to space youtubeaggers is laughing - oh do stop stop it aggersRicky Gervais confronts Loius Walsh about insulting him songsdonna - wants to be like MadonnaAriel - I'm not a number, I'm a human beingtragedyEye of the Tiger If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 74 - X Factor versus Hosk FactorDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I thought I better get back to basics and produce a standard Hosks Half Hour without any themes or reasons, just plain and simple Hosk nonsense. There are some fantastic quotes in this episode. Right click on this mp3 link or press play on the player below. Don't forget to spread the word of Hoskism to the world Hosk Talka voracious readernhs = nazis - only in AmericaWomen are all different downstairssun story - the dopey tattoo New nuggestA clothed man creates a riot at orgyscientists study something Hosk StoriesHow to remember the U Shaped blokeHosk tries to drive away with half a hedgeSomeone wasn't keen on Hosks Half Hour Youtube stufftrying to interview squeky manlaughing at there being only chickens SongsAn Ashes Advert - we won the ashes by the way Aussie's oh yeah, I sometimes put things here in this blog it might be of interest to you. Also Hosks Half Hour has a facebook page, go and join it - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 it doesn't do anything but it's nice to count numbers isn't it SongsArtist - Chris Herberthttp://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlArtist - My Awesome Mixtapesong - ode to poetryhttp://www.archive.org/details/muerte001http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/Artist - everyone loves Irenehttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005Artist – Edwin Morrishttp://www.edwinmorris.com/ If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 73 - Women are all different downstairsDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I have been watching the X factor, you better watch it now whilst the rubbish are on, this is what is known as the good bit. Soon it will turn into a marketing machine for the Xmas number one single. The Episode is a mix of terrible auditions, terrible attitude, terrible singers and Hosks thoughts on the whole X Factor Circus. right click on the link to download this episode a link to this episode or click the play button HoskbervationsHosk is angry about the X FactorX factor is back, woohooHosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factordo X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illnessX Factor Judge Cowell is broken downThe Best Cowell insults on the X Factorhow do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much? The Worst X factor songs I could findEye of the tigerTragedy by a chicken factory worker The new EminimThe Earth Song she is the whole package but is quite lazy! news nuggetRoyal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger Questionsdo people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousersdo the judges ever shout "What Year is this"Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at the worst X Factor AuditionsDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour