IPR : Irrational Public Radio

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This episode sponsored by Methuselah Hair-Growth for Baptists. What better tribute to God than a thick, lustrous head of hair.

Currency Standards, Ergonomic Ottomans, No Undergarments -- This episode sponsored by Scrumly 3Bjorcdrum, creators of the Muscava Ergonomic Ottoman.

Free Smoothies for Nobel Laureates, and Why Not to Carry Around Erotic Balloon Animals in Stockholm -- This episode sponsored by our online partners at FlameRetardantBathTowels.com

This episode sponsored by Shumke Industrial Vagueries, serving the needs of its clients in the greater local area for some time. -- This episode - your letters (May 2007)

This episode sponsored by Citizens' Awareness and Concern, reminding everyone that Humidifier Safety ranks above Thiamin Deficiency on some list. -- A special report from the UK desk of IPR on the gay marriage debate.

This episode sponsored by the Bailiwick Southern Methodist Turkish Lesbian Charitable Trust. -- Today's news headlines. Also commentary from obtuse, heavily-accented writer Cody Andrescu.

This episode sponsored by the Irma Yoosh Foundation, providing alternatives to solar-based afterschool programs for low-income wildlife. -- Today's news headlines. Also a feature on a woman whose influences include Voltaire and The Herculoids. The local weather. And a promo for a new segment; Discovery Discovery.

This episode sponsored by Kroner, Julius and Gaberdeen, for coverage of environmental issues; The Mercer Quill Foundation, for coverage of entrepreneurial Latvians; and the Macomber Investment Corporation, for coverage of the Macomber Investment Corporation. -- An interview with Samuel Keyes; award-winning novelist, babaganoush gourmand, friend of the condor, smoker.

This episode sponsored by Jugsy's Second Chance, a not-for-profit gentlemen's club providing live erotica to San Diego's homeless; The Fluckner Foundation, providing support and rehabilitation for people who misuse the word "literally" ; and Roscoe International, breaking down the barriers between marshmallows and French People. -- Today's news headlines. A plea for a new kind of support to IPR. And a mention of our new corporate sponsors.

This episode sponsored by Pat Hendom and Affiliates, protecting the rights of the slightly injured for three generations; The Redman Group, providing questionable financial advice to the elderly; and the Mama Yagi Meat Company, makers of the world's first reversable cold cuts. -- Today's news headlines. An interview with the victim of a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong. And our annual fund drive.